External Link/Members OnlyWoke up super horny and was craving a morning punt. Texted Diva and found Krozi. Stunning images online (airbrushed like crazy), fits budget, but no reviews and is labelled "New" on Diva. Usually I am very selective and try to only stick to highly reviewed SPs. But I had no other options that fit the budget, description, and a morning punt
.. at least I knew from other reviews that Diva provides some stunners??!
A slight deviation/rant.. One of my biggest frustrations with punting for 15+ years is adverts/SPs that provide "generic locations".. I wish there was a Google Maps for escorts with 1-2KM precise location. While protecting the safety of the provider of course!! Not the exact flat but at least you know within 1-2 KMs. It drives me crazy when most the adverts on AW/Kommons/etc say "Central London" or "South West".. anyways, I just found out that Diva has a tab called 'Maps and Direction' which is quite hidden TBH.. but it does provide a very close location. I really wish all other websites had this as it makes all the difference, at least for me. I want to know where exactly I am driving to. Big plus for Diva for doing this.
Back to this story! Arrived at the basement flat with separate entrance which is discreet which I loved! I find it awkward meeting neighbours within 300 meters of the place. Even though there was a very cute neighbour 2 blocks away that was smoking and we exchanged glances .. put me in the right mood
I would have loved to bang her as well
Arrived 2 minutes before. Door had ring camera which was okay as it's for their safety..
Krozi opened. I was not impressed. The apartment smelled and was dingy. I was really put off. There was a new mattress in the middle of the corridor. We had to go around it.. into a messy and dirty kitchen.. while I was being led to the room in my head I was like that's it.. money in the trash and was planning to leave. "Bad review" "Complain to Diva" "Leave in 30 minutes" the usual bad thoughts
Went inside her room.. she asked if I want to shower. I said "I just showered" .. she grabs the towel and shows me the shower! Another negative, she does not understand English..
Into the dirty toilet. Had a cold shower and back into the room.
Saw a perfume so I asked her whats the brand and if she can put some more as I love perfume. Again, barely understood and didn't put it, ha! Until now all negatives tbh..
I turned off the light, grabbed her, and went to bed.
She went from ZERO to HERO
Sensual FK and DFK right away.. like lost lovers for a good 15 minutes.. my mood was up to 10/10
Not much talking, as she barely understands lol.. she sucked my cock OWO for a good 10 minutes. Not the best OWO I had by any means but was definitely enjoyable.
Condom on and she rode me cowgirl. Condom was very tight so unfortunately didn't feel much (another rant I can't believe we are in 2024 with AI taking over, driverless cars, space shuttles.. but no one can invent a fken condom that feels like pussy lol) but she looked fucken amazing riding me and DFK so I came in less than 5 minutes! Usually I last longer but she is stunning..
She cleans me and while doing so removes the condom and spills TONS of my own cum on my leg
never happened to me before.. I am sure she was high on weed or something because her concentration was not there. So I had to go for a full shower..
Back from the shower, chat for a bit about her travel plans.. she speaks 4-5 languages or so.. she also plans to leave soon.. She looks novice and probably short-term SP making a quick buck.
Started kissing again.......and...... another SP opens the door on us
again, this never happened to me before. She apologised but because she was too high I doubt she understood wtf just happened.. anyways life goes on lol
I couldn't cum the second time and unlike other SPs she didn't say the annoying words "can you cum again??" .. instead we went back to 20 minutes of DFK
yes it's my favorite thing ever.. now that gave me a massive high as if I was on the same weed lol .. At the end my dick was super hard (obviously) but she had an alarm on the dot and we said our good byes. She 'escorts' me to the door.
The story didn't end my friends
I leave the place and I release I forgot my jacket inside.. literally 2-3 seconds after she closed the door.. so I rang/kocked assuming she will open.. I mean it's the most logical thing to do lol.. but nothing.. she disappeared lol .. told you defo on weed ..
Her roommate/other SP opened.. But this SP is a different SP than the one who opened the door wide open on us
.. she also barely speaks English.. I said "I forgot something inside.. was just with Krozi can I grab it please" .. she nodes and leads me to HER OWN ROOM instead of Krozi's
I said "no, this room with Krozi.." I knock.. Krozi is tucked in bed.. barely knows wth is going on.. I take my jacket and go..
As I was leaving, I take another look at the SP that opened the door for me.. and OH MY GOOD GOD she was a GODDESS.. all dressed up.. apparently she was waiting for another punter and thought I was him. Wish I took his place TBH!
I asked her what's your name (so I can book her later..) .. she replies "Bruna" .. and I leave this crazy apartment..
Out of the apartment on my way back.. I was super high from the punt.. I search on Diva for Bruna but her name doesn't match.. I think she told me her real name.
Quick search and the best match was "Iridessa" .. I think she fits what I saw.. looks fken gorgeous and might try her next time but expensive.
Paid £250 for 1 hour... DFK (one of the best ever), licked her pussy, OWO (not long and average), DT (shallow and below average), no fingering allowed
My Ratings
Face 8/10 cute AF with amazing lips (surgery)
Body 8/10 pretty AF with a slim waste and large bum but not a goddess
Personality 6/10 cute but because of language barrier comms are dead lol
Service 7/10 .. if you love extended DFK with a cute girl like me, this is your girl.. but everything else is mehh
Comms 2/5 .. Diva comms where good, but her comms are terrible tbh
Location 2/5 dirty, messy, but location is great and discreet
TOTAL 33/50
The total is not high and full of negatives but because her core service was solid I would put her as positive. A lovely GFE from a very pretty girl with a great body. Recommended (specially if you want DFK) and will return either for her or the Goddess I saw on my way out.
