Author Topic: Sensual Lana - Lichfield  (Read 1493 times)


2 review(s) for Sensual Lana (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

Offline freddiej

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2 weeks ago. Lana had been on my list but previously I'd not been unlucky enough to get a booking.
£160 for 1 hour.

Private house in Lichfield, parked on drive, seemed quiet, no sign of neighbours.

More or less appears as her photos but older looking and quite a belly. She is actually Ukrainian with an accent, also a smoker. She was friendly at first and offered a glass of wine and we chatted on a settee.  I mentioned time and she assured me that she wouldn't be rushing me out the door.  Okay I thought, sounds good.
 
We eventually get to the bedroom (well garage) and it begins to go wrong for me.  She sat on the floor and expected to watch me strip.  “Let's see what you've got”!  Told her no way, I don't like being dominated.  To be honest I became a bit nonplussed by her attitude as it seemed to be all about her.  I did get some oral and FK but her cowgirl was verging on violent and my dick was losing interest.  She went sullen on me and lit up a cig.  “I'm not a slave” she said.  Definitely not at £160 an hour!  There was no chance of a resurrection so at the 40 minute mark I left.

Maybe I should have read between the lines on her profile blurb.  Maybe some of you like women like her.  It's a negative from me as she didn't make an effort to adjust her style to the client and even when it was clear I wasn't happy she didn't care, just wanted me out.

Offline salvagebacon

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...Maybe I should have read between the lines on her profile blurb... 

You should. Too many words is a big red flag. This is a simple buy and sell transaction. Bullshit in the profile = bullshit when you arrive. Same for her mate 'Xenia' I guess.

Offline freddiej

I don't know about that.  I've had very good experiences with SP's who've written essays.  I like to try something new so I suppose it's always a risk.  Incidentally I saw Xenia 8 or 9 years ago and from memory she was okay.