External Link/Members Onlymeeting happened today. I normally wait a while to review but this was so bad there is no chance I'll be going back.
venue is on a busy street by the cock n bear bridge in nuneaton. on street parking if you are lucky as it's residential around there.
Thought I'd pop in and try my luck to see if maya was available. She wasn't but may was. As I was there I thought I'll have a try. paid £30 for half hour at reception.
Nice enough looking thai women. it's her in the pics.
led through to a room which is right by reception.
she left the room for me to get ready.
she returned after a few minutes and started the massage. lots of oil and elbows were used. slightly uncomfortable at times. A quick rub of the legs and was then offered if I want any extras.
Her English is terrible. I asked prices of what was on offer.
slightly different from the last review as full sex was £100. I opted for naked hj at £40. or that's what I thought. was asked to pay before anything would happen. whilst I'm fumbling for my wallet she strips. I hand her 40 notes and she then gives me a five sign. obviously I miss her her, again English is awful. to be fair she didn't have a bad bod and her pussy was fully shaved and looking inviting.
I handed over another tenner.
Onto the table and she starts playing with the old fella. now I've got to be honest. this must have been the worst hand job ever. it's hard to explain but it's like she had never touched a cock before. she was basically just holding the shaft with thumb and forefinger and moving up and down ever so slightly. I could hardly feel anything. I'm not even remotely hard.
so I'm thinking I'll wank myself to get hard and have a feel of what's on offer. I was immediately told not to touch pussy or tits. only bum. this was done by hand jestures and shaking of head.
I'm now thinking of just ditching and getting dressed but I'm getting slightly hard by my own doing. at this point I thought about asking if the lady boy was available, surly she would know how to do this bit.
anyway. I'm just about to let her have another go on my semi to see if she's any better when it's harder when she looks at the clock and says only 2 min left. that I could understand well. probably practices that line.
that was the icing on the cake for me. I said I'm done and got off the table and started to dress. without hesitation she did the same. I think she then asked me if I was happy. I just nodded.
was escorted out the room to the reception where an older lady, the one that took my money at the beginning, ask if everything was OK. I said not really. expecting her to ask what was wrong but she just smiled and nodded, said thank you and ushered me out the front door.
definitely one to avoid.
