Author Topic: London: Lulu Chinese massage – New Malden  (Read 494 times)

Offline Tomohunter

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Comms: Good. I messaged in advance to see who was working and then booked Lulu for a specific time. Arrived a few minutes after, having messaged back and forwards to find the exact alley…

Location: Wasted a few minutes looking for an alley at the wrong end of the block of shops! In my defence the NatWest is just a shell now, with no markings (not that I saw). For future punters; the alley behind the shops should be accessed from Kings Avenue (not Dukes Avenue)..

Massage S.P. :   Lulu is an average looking Chinese lady I would say 40’s+. She is plump and has big tits which I liked. She is friendly enough but doesn’t speak English that well

Set-up: Room is a bit dingy but functional with a small shower in one corner and a sink and enough space for a massage table

The services: I understood that she would offer FS (from other reviews) so I said that I would pay £60 for FS, but not sure if I wanted FS at this stage and will let her know, but certainly HJ and OW. She seemed to understand (maybe my mistake)

The massage: I undressed and we went straight into face down massage, and at one stage she sat on my back so started to feel her, to move the process along. The massage itself wasn’t bad, but I was keen to flip and on the flip the main light was still on (I have been in darker hospital operating theatres) so I asked her to turn down the light, which she then switched off completely, but there was still a bit of light coming in to see the shapes... She started to work on my tackle and it was a pleasant arousal. I was fingering her at the same time and she started to get wet and moan gently, and I was keen to see if she would do FK, but it was a more hesitant closed lips effort at that stage. She then started to go to work on my shaft and at a certain point I indicated I wanted a BJ, so she put the condom on and the BJ was good. I was definitely getting in the mood and so thought it was worth going to FS with her on top of me for a quick canter, with her big jugs bouncing around. That fantasy sadly didn’t happen, as she then said £60 wasn’t enough for FS. I protested but the urge was rapidly going south so to salvage something I told her to carry on with the BJ. We switched to HJ and kissing and I finished with her doing LFK (maybe as the finishing line was in sight…). I jumped off the table and headed to the shower, which was great. The towel I was given was pretty musty and managed to transfer that smell to me, so for any high end fluffy towel lovers, better take your own.

Conclusion: I wouldn’t come back in a hurry and if I did I would do a better job of agreeing the full services for the price agreed more clearly… I scored her a neutral, as whilst the elements were fine I felt like she knew what we had agreed to, and tried to wangle more money out of me when I was ‘in the zone’ so to speak, which was not on.

Cost
£50 for 60 mins massage.
She accepted £60 for up to FS but then due to a 'misunderstanding' wanted to negotiate FS higher, and so I declined beyond that


Offline PumpDump

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Thanks for the review Tomohunter. Disappointing to hear about your experience. Like many providers who become popular, Lulu seems to be getting a bit greedy. With two reviews of her in as many days, seems she must be quite busy, maybe due to my previous positive reports. However this neutral and the other negative will no doubt have an impact on her popularity.
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Offline Tomohunter

Thanks Pumpdump, yes it may have been partly my learning as I knew from your reviews that for £60 she would do FS so that already set my upper level and expectation. I like your analysis of the likely situation with her now, so its good for the 'next in' to be more aware of the situation...