External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only+447935319680 / 07935319680
69 Bolton St, Chorley, PR7 3AG
part of organised group
External Link/Members OnlyThis is another new done-on-the-cheap Chinese massage shop in what appears to have previously been a run-down beauty clinic. It shares a name with a recent opening in Preston and while I consider a link likely, I can't prove it.
It's a brick terrace building on a busy street. Garish typical windows posters of pink flowers, so it's pretty obvious what the place is. Not discrete.
Inside is a bit of a slum. Small pokey dark cheaply furnished reception, corridor to back with two rooms off. At end of corridor is a scullery/food preparation area behind a curtain which seems to have the only sink and tap. The toilet (single WC) is off the scullery. Piss all over the toilet, back wall has rising damp. Only place to wash hands is the scullery sink - with food lying around. I suspect the staff live-in.
Two female staff. One a fattish 50 year old lazy fucker manageress who just sits there and grins and shakes hands. The other a 40 year old with a mummy body who looks like she's probably off a farm. Naturally she does all the work. Has a happy smiley weather-reddened face.
Neither seem to have much in the way of English language skills other than "hard, soft, yes, money, 40, 50, no sex, bory-to-bory".
Profile photos of nubile teen houris are a load of bollocks.
Price 1 hour massage £40
Money paid, I was taken to the first room and stripped. Everything's red in the room.......and cheap. Massage table feels like it's been knocked up by a chippy from odd bits of timber, with random padding and toweling on top.
As for the massage itself I was offered hard or soft, chose hard. Which resolved as a painless medium fairly cursory service starting at shoulders and working down. What she did seemed competent, there just wasn't much of it. About 20-25 minutes. No erotic hints at all until she'd finished with legs and gently started playing with the plums. Then I got a sibilant snake-hiss in the ear......."Services....?"
So I said "Yeah what's on offer"? Answer "Bory-to-bory" and she waved five fingers at me.
Cash required before she'll go any further, so break in proceedings as I pulled the wallet out and paid her the £50..
She stripped to knickers (period problems otherwise she might have gone naked) oiled her tits up and tried a bit of half hearted mammary massage on my back. After a few minutes she got me to turn over, waved her tits in my face and let me enjoy a few minutes of chomping her chebs which she seemed to enjoy. Or maybe she was just grunting in sympathy because she thought I was a pig? Who knows.
She tried giving me a hand job, but it was low skilled and to be quite honest she didn't have the stamina - she kept changing hands and every time I thought we were going to get somewhere the break in stroke messed up any chance of a satisfactory conclusion. Partly my fault - this bloody Parkinson's disease does tend to take sensation away so things can get difficult, but generally results are better than she delivered. In the end we ran out of time.
Based solely on her service I'd give her a neutral, but the whole crap slum nature of the place ensures it's a negative. I'd love to see the results of any safety inspection of the place. I reckon you'd get an immediate shutdown.
FWIW this is now the fourth Asian parlour in Chorley that I know of.
Besides this place you also have the other Chinese shop on Pal Mall, the Thai place upstairs next to that, and Hattip - the Thai parlour in the town centre.
As for her name........not sure
I thought she said something like Lala or Llama, but I see one of the profiles says Lulu. Put it down to language problems
