Joyful Stone Massage Center - Stratford-upon-Avon

[razman44]

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Having seen comment made in the regional discussion about this place - I was tempted to give it a try. Well that was a mistake!
Made a booking through gumtree email - though the phone no is on the web site.
Its in the Minories virtually opposite Shakepeare's birthplace.
Looks like its all just been setup - everything seemed brand new. Asian woman, fortyish,  on her own seems to be running the place. Got asked to fill in a health form - that should have told me what to expect. Take your shoes off to go upstairs to the massage rooms. Again all seems new and good quality. Asked to get undressed but leave your underwear on. The kiss of death - I was there and had paid £50 for the hour, so no option but to grin and bear it. There followed a so so massage for the hour.
Extras! No chance , not in a million years. Avoid if you want anything else.
Why no negative - getting soft in my old age - she's invested money in the setup

[theejaculator]

Thanks for TOFTT...you saved me £50...I almost booked the other day!

Stratford continues its recent tradition of being of one of the crappest towns in which to punt!

[mr.bluesky]

Also thinking of dropping in at this place as a frequent visitor to Stratford Upon Avon. Glad you beat me to it. Thanks for taking one for the team. Will stick to Coventry and Birmingham from now on .Saved many of us £50 

[Littletoerag]

I was going to try this place on Monday, thanks for the heads up!

[bonham]

She will now need to rely on the rich legit locals to recoup the money she has spent and make a profit. No stampede from us punters

[theejaculator]

Must have a big investor....the other day I was at a mates house and they had talk tv on ...this place was running its own advert on the channel! Never seen a TV advert for a massage parlour in my life...

[Billy.hill]

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Having seen comment made in the regional discussion about this place - I was tempted to give it a try. Well that was a mistake!
Made a booking through gumtree email - though the phone no is on the web site.
Its in the Minories virtually opposite Shakepeare's birthplace.
Looks like its all just been setup - everything seemed brand new. Asian woman, fortyish,  on her own seems to be running the place. Got asked to fill in a health form - that should have told me what to expect. Take your shoes off to go upstairs to the massage rooms. Again all seems new and good quality. Asked to get undressed but leave your underwear on. The kiss of death - I was there and had paid £50 for the hour, so no option but to grin and bear it. There followed a so so massage for the hour.
Extras! No chance , not in a million years. Avoid if you want anything else.
Why no negative - getting soft in my old age - she's invested money in the setup

There’s a place in the antique shop top floor opposite Shakespeare place.

One of them is ok. She is slim in her 40s but very fit. She won’t take her knickers off though only top.

Good massage and good HJ.

[mr.bluesky]

There’s a place in the antique shop top floor opposite Shakespeare place.

One of them is ok. She is slim in her 40s but very fit. She won’t take her knickers off though only top.

Good massage and good HJ.

And what was the price for all this ?
If this is a review its all a bit vague  and lacking details 

[Littletoerag]

And what was the price for all this ?
If this is a review its all a bit vague  and lacking details 

I’ve been to the one above antique place, think it was £30 for half hour and another £30 for HJ.

[mr.bluesky]

I’ve been to the one above antique place, think it was £30 for half hour and another £30 for HJ.

  a bit steep , I'll think I'll give this place a miss.

[Billy.hill]

And what was the price for all this ?
If this is a review its all a bit vague  and lacking details 

Not really a review mate I just thought I’d mentioned since OP went to one right next door.

Honestly can’t remember the prices it was a while back. But I think it’s £40 for massage and the girl starts at £100 and you have to get her down. I think I paid like £60 for topless with touching and hand job etc.

Before you all moan it’s Stratford it’s expensive