External Link/Members OnlyIm having an Asian lady friend of mine come to stay for a few days and as requested i called into Leeds to pick sone grub up at the Chinese supermarket on Vicar lane, unfortunately i couldnt find a couple of items which i required so against my better judgement i went to the Thai supermarket a few doors down, IMO this is a shit hole of a shop, not saying its unclean but it always looks untidy and uninviting, but needs must
Went in and found a small, chubby square looking bird on the till and not wanting to roam round the shop aimlessly i asked said girl if they had xxx
Down there she pointed, in a high pitched squeali voice, off i went in the direction she sent me
Eventually i found what i needed and returned to the till
Whats wrong with your leg she asked (i had a minor limp due to being a silly old cunt and having a short run out for my rugby clubs seniors team)
Legs and back aches i said
Oh you need massage she said, maybe so i replied, not letting on that it was my intention to call into PhunTawee before returning home
Upstairs good she said, no customer yet so if you want i can go see for you
This is the old Orchid place, where you have to go through the shop to gain entry
It had been an age since i went here and with the lack of reviews i suspected that it would be legit, but that said, i may just get a good legit massage
Ok i said, and off up the stairs the girl went, returning two minutes later calling me up the stairs
I dont think this place as changed too much over the years, and once up the stairs i was met by a youngish, slim girl wearing a tightish jumper type top and a matching short flared skirt
The top showed off what looked like good sized puppies on a slim/skinny frame, hair, looked medium length in a pony tail, age wise late 20s early 30s but unsure, however it was obvious she as had some work done, looked like work on her face, nose which was too big and chin which seemed too pointy, pretty enough i suppose but the work made her a little odd looking but she had a hint of sluttiness about her
I was asked about how long did i need and how i would like my massage
In for a penny and in for a pound, so i said 1 hour deep tissue please and was asked for £60, FFS i hope this would be good
I handed over the cash and was shown to a medium sized room which was warm enough and fit for purpose
I was aked to get ready, no instructions about leaving boxers on or anything, so i fully stripped and got onto the bed
A couple of minutes later the girl returned, not commenting on my being naked and she just started the massage
The massage itself seemed structured as though she knew what she was doing but it was far from being a deep tissue massage, even a bit light for a medium and i did mention this a couple of times and she just said warm up first
TBH,the work on my sore legs was pretty good and i was a little grateful at that point
Eventually i turned, i noticed that she had removed the jumper type top and was wearing more of a vest type thing now which clearly showed off the size of her tits,
She started to massage my front, i was fully uncovered and each time she moved up my legs i would get a little nudge to my tackle, eventually resulting in a semi, at this point i chose to mention her tits
Were they expensive i asked, pointing to her tits, yes she said, cost a lot of money, hmm i said, well they look good, she didnt answer but gave my tackle another nudge

Obviously i was hoping for a viewing and as my dick grew a bit more she asked if i wanted that massaging, pointing to percy
Sounds good i said, ok she replied, extra £50
£50, i replied, for HJ, i hope you will be getting those out for me to play with if you want 50
No, that extra too she said
Facial wise the girl is odd looking but after a piss poor massage even though she did look to have a good body on her, but 50 for a tug and even wanted more for her tits to come out, i just replied, err, no thanks, just continue with the massage
I didnt try to haggle and she didnt offer more or even a lower price and 10 mins later i just said that i was ok now and ended the session 10 mins early
She cleaned some of the oil from me, she hadnt used too much so it was ok and then left the room as i dressed
When i came out she was sat in the reception area talking with the girl from the supermarket, they both smiled and said goodbye as i made my way back to the stairs and down i went
Once back in the supermarket there was a whit bloke on the tills, maybe late 30s early 40s, a miserable looking scruffy cunt, he just looked at me as i passed him and exited to the street
I didnt quite catch the girls name, it sounded like HAMI, at the time she did look familiar to me, she remined me a bit of one called Cindy whom i saw up Burley road a few years back but im unsure if it is the same girl
A few days later she did pop up on FB, you know like they do as someone you may know but again, i cant say that im aware of her working anywhere else
Verdict, nothing fell into place to make me want to probe for more/better service, cannot explain it really, but a shit massage, pricey too, body looked FAF but facially odd, my opinion, others may feel differently