Sweet April, Earls Court

[Johnny]

TLDR; low positive as all services delivered, without any warmth or connection.

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Saw her in July. No issue with comms, other than she did call me to change times whilst I was already driving to her. Parking was a challenge, found somewhere cheap but 20 minutes walk away.

Opened door, not wearing requested outfit, no greeting kiss, straight to bathroom for shower and mouthwash, functional rather than fun.
Bedroom, good OWO, rode cowgirl well, took doggy well but then said couldn’t do anal as I was too big. Given this was the main reason for the booking I made it clear I was disappointed, after which she agreed if we take it slow.
That we did, to start with, before she had me balls deep and merrily banging away. We
Didn’t want to leave her sore so finished in her pussy after a quick condom swap. Had 15 minutes left, took a shit massage rather than opting for trying for another pop.


All in all she did what was requested but there was no connection or desire shown, very functional so I wouldn’t return.

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[londonchap]

I saw her a few months back, and "functional" is a pretty apt description. She just seemed to go through the motions, without any sense of engagement or fun. A thoroughly dull punt.

Reading your review, I can't see how you managed to give her a positive. She wasn't interested, you didn't get services you'd asked for, and she got the pop early to wrap up with a rubbish massage. That sounds like a weak neutral in my book.

The photoshopping of her Miss69 photos is pretty hilarious too. Her arse is made to look absolutely huge in a few of those photos, when in fact it's completely unremarkable in person.

[Johnny]

Ideally I would change this from a positive to a negative, as April has apparently shared my details with numerous other Thai providers accusing me of being a no show. All attempts to communicate with her to correct have been met by silence, I’ve had to change my punting number and start afresh. Livid.