I've tried all 3 massage places in Wycombe but the only one I haven't tried is Thai Palm. Saw this ad on Vivastreet for an independent and when I texted Emmy she said she was renting the room from Thai Palm.
Couldn't see any reviews on here that were about Emmy personally so I decided to TOFTT.
External Link/Members OnlyDate - today.
Price paid £30 for half hour massage + £50 for B2B, HJ & OWO. Total - £80.
Location - the venue is a small building very close to the train station. You can park easily in the station car park for £2.
The girl - Emmy is a chubby Thai/Chinese lady who told me she was 34 but looks more like 42. Plenty of rolls of fat on her gut, bang average B-cup droopy tits, bang average face.
During our conversation via text I asked if there was a webpage where I could see her photo but she said 'My phone doesn't send photos'. She then followed that up with 'Don't worry I'll be looking sexy for you'.
She wasn't. She was wearing boring black leggings and a black T-shirt.
The service:
When I rang the bell, she hid behind the door, first time I've seen that with a massage place.
Legit massage was good enough, I've had enough of those to know when someone is qualified and she did a decent job.
Credit Card swipes, reach-unders then she told me to flip over. I asked for more cc swipes first because I enjoy them. She agreed and asked me if I wanted her to go inside or stay outside, I said outside. First time I've ever been asked that, so that was nice.
Flipped over, she started the BJ, after a few minutes I asked for RO but she refused. No B2B existed, it was just her taking her clothes off but she was shy so she covered her gut and pussy with her hands.
I sucked a tit and tried to get fingers inside but she moved away.
I resigned myself to the fact that this was going to be just a HJ with BJ but her Lingam technique was poor, too firm.
Told her 5 times that she was rubbing my balls too hard but she didn’t get the message. BJ technique didn't amount to much.
Summary: a bang average looking lady with a below average level of service. Overall a disappointing punt.
On the way out I asked what it was usually like there. She said that the normal lady who does the HE massages is on holiday, I've never tried her so no idea what she's like.
Glad I TOFTT but also sort of wished I'd stuck with my favourite at the Natural Health Spa round the corner.
