This happened 6-10 weeks ago. The recent neg review prompted me to do this as I’d forgotten to do so.
I’ve visited a few times before when at the cabin in the garden and had a good massage and have been well catered for. Perhaps not as much as others seem to have suggested here but I’ve left happy.
In this occasion, I was in the area and within 2hours I’m parking up on the main road, making my way to the shop.
On entry, greeted by a young slim girl who was reasonably attractive. Fingers crossed. Asked to take of my shoes and enter the first massage room. Paid £35 for half hour and left to get ready. After an age, she reappeared and started a lacklustre massage on my legs and back, pausing multiple times to text some one whilst casually moving her spare hand to maintain contact.
Within 10 mins I realise it isn’t going to get better, efforts to chat are wasted. On the turn, I’m asked if I want extras. Just get on with the HJ. £20 extra handed over with a degree of reluctance.
Summary - past experiences suggested that I’d have a good time. Unfortunately standards appear to have slipped. Even if it was only a case of wanting a good massage…I won’t be heading back anytime soon because there wasn’t even that to sway into a grey.