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External Link/Members OnlyFormerly known as Louise who was around for many years
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External Link/Members OnlyComms/location:
Amy/Louise tours. When I met her she was staying in a flat off Oxford Road, Reading.
Comms were a complete faff. She prefers calls not texts so after being initially directed to call on arrival, you than have to call again at a certain place where she can see you. Another call was necessary as that wasn't clear and she doesn't text you the details or even give you the flat no over phone, which would be a lot easier. You're just directed to a floor and her friend/maid is looking out for you.
The girl:
She was very bossy and rude in her calls. Also I'd asked for 45mins but on arrival she changed it to 30mins (£80) because she was keen to get off home. So, all in all, not a good start from her. As it turned out, I'm glad I didn't pay for 45mins (£110))
I would say the escort is a bit older than 30. The photos on her profile are flattering, clearly taken a few years. In the flesh, she is very ordinary looking. She is fairly slim but not gym toned and kept her fairly unappealing suspenders and basque on.
I probably should have just walked out there and then.
Services:
Perfunctory. There was a bit of tongue in kissing, she rather just laid there bored during RO and her OWO was pathetic - it was a very light, shallow action and even then she keep stopping after a couple of minutes "to come up for air".
Unsurprisingly, given all the above, I just wasn't turned on and not going to sustain a full erection, which clearly irritated her. So I opted for CIM. However, she didn't even do that properly; as soon I was came she withdrew and spit it out onto her hand.
She did apologise at the end that it hadn't worked out as I had wanted but it was a bit half-hearted, more like "sorry you're disappointed and couldn't manage it" not "very sorry it didn't happen because I was totally shit".
Summary:
It was the end of the day/week and she was clearly jaded but it was more than that. She lacks sexual or social skills and it beggars belief that an escort working so many years can be so bad at her job. She's clearly got by because she is English and her rates aren't extortionate.
'Louise' had a blog in which there was always a drama and she was very vocal and opinionated on UKE. Similar to others on that site with a lot to say for themselves, it is a warning sign that they have a rather inflated opinion of themselves and don't have the respect for clients or inclination to self-review and improve their service.
In my view, she should go back into retirement.
Topic: English Amy GFE (formerly Louise), Reading - Dreadful (Read 6410 times)