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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £120 for 1 hour
Date and Location: Feb '24 in Edgeware HA8, not far from Stanmore Tube. As others have mentioned you are given an address 'nearby' and if driving can park there and then call to receive directions to the actual location, you are watched whilst speaking as you approach which was a bit odd. The place is a modern apartment block.
Communication: Prompt and concise, whatsapp what others have mentioned was probably Alexandra (never actually met her though so might not be true.) Agreed time, price and services with 'Helen.'
Meet: After that strange arrival routine to get to the place I was greeted by Helen and the behind the door trick. She was older than her (admittedly unfocussed images) would indicate. Around 5'6, maybe mid 30's, age was visible, ok figure, not slim and a bit of a tummy. Room was fine, mattress on the floor and attached ensuite shower room. First thing she does after handing over the notes is some strip routine on you, helping you remove your clothes and rubbing up against you, it felt a bit awkward for me. Annoyingly I missed at this stage there might be an issue as it wasn't until after I recall being asked prior whether I wanted that or a 2nd HE, I had opted for the latter.
Then directed to lie down naked and the massage commenced. Massage was ok, not too hard, some RU and breathing in the ear but minimal. Her English was fine but she seemed to struggle with hearing or understanding me most of the time so there wasn't much conversation. To be honest it all felt a bit mechanical, she seems to have a well rehearsed routine. By the halfway mark I was a bit concerned as had only just turned over and couldn't figure out how a 2nd HE would fit in, I should have mentioned it at this point but the conversation was so dry and the experience not that sensual I thought I'd rather just get it over with and out the door. Hand technique was fine, no mention of extras or much exploration on her, shied away somewhat from touching her and no chance of getting near anywhere else from the angle.
Summary: It wasn't the best experience on the whole, maybe we just didn't click but also not getting the services I requested didn't help, she wasn't that attractive to me, was hoping for the younger Ukrainian girl as in the pictures. Decided on neutral as I didn't question the services in the room and the massage and ending were perfectly adequate, not bad. Maybe others would have a better experience, I'll not be returning though.
