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Chinese massage place near south wimbledon station and a tram stop.
Price£50 for 60 min soft to medium swedish massage + £50 b2b/HE
GirlEarly 40s Chinese woman, pretty good looking, with B or C cup fake feeling breasts.
ServiceWalk in off the street on a Friday in February and the receptionist is able to see me right away, leading me to a small darkish room with a massage table and shower cubicle in the corner. The massage was pretty lacklustre unfortunately, very soft and didn't seem to be very well trained in comparison to other legit massages I've had, but helped me relax as a nervous first time punter. After about 40 minutes of full body massage she starts very light touches on my back and buttocks which produce a tingling sensation in my body, I guess to prime me for the question in the ear regarding extras, which soon follows. She asks if I want body to body but declines to give me a price when I enquire. But she ends up saying £30 HE, £50 b2b, £80 OW. We agree to b2b and I turn over and she undresses quickly, showing a slim body with lifted B or C cup breasts which are quite firm to the touch. She oils herself a bit and climbs up and starts rubbing herself up and down, some blowing in my ears (with a hint of bubble gum chewing

not most ideal) and some soft moaning chinese noises. She offers FS but I declined before a price was discussed, but seems that is available. It's a little bit awkward but feels good with her hands reaching down to fondle me every so often. After about 5 minutes of this she gets down and starts oiling me up for the HE which was slow and sensual, very enjoyable alond with a titfuck which was well done and she seemed happy to receive the explosion on herself. We took showers separately and I was on my way after some small talk (her english is OK). I didn't get her name but she says there is a different girl everyday.
ConclusionPretty reasonable for the first punt (and now review) of my life, but nothing to compare it to yet! Decent looking girl, good service in the second half of the massage, but certainly wouldn't go there on the merits of her massage alone!
Hope this is helpful at all, as this community has certainly helped me get started.