Price: £140 for the hour
I’m gonna start this one off by saying this one has made me take a break from punting, well at least trying any new beauty out, as this particular meet reminded me of the dangers linked with it.

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Comms: Horrible! Discussed at 16:00 that the meet will be on at 17:00, was then messaged at 16:30 that she’ll be 20 minutes late, no stress I allowed it. This meet was in a premier Inn, adjacent to the usual well known punting place. I took the stairs as she weren’t many floors up and the lift was busy. I realised that the stairs need a card to open the door from the outside. Hence I let her know and wait… after 2 minutes she says she’s on her way she’s just putting a dress on… 15 minutes pass and no sign of her. Luckily someone was leaving and I snuck in through there, feeling like a prime suspect wasn’t a good feeling.
Eventually get to the room 45 minutes AFTER the agreed 17:00.
Meet: she is the girl in the pictures but they’re brushed up quite a fair bit, face is not attractive in my opinion, sort of looks like the bald nonce with a wig on was my initial thought, however she had a cracking body. Natural big arse, fake tits which she was very against touching/holding. Also I’m guessing she had a tummy tuck or gastro thing done, not too familiar w that but she complained throughout that it was painful. The woman is About 5’5 and 26 YO (so she claims) ALSO NO WORD OF ENGLISH, if you are feeling brave and decide to visit, don’t go without google translate

warm, loving and very smily before the monies exchanged hence I went for the Hour booking

Action: as soon as the monies was transferred she just became cold and a more ‘let’s get on with it’ sort of attitude. Her blowjob was decent she got deep but this lasted around about 1 minute 30 seconds, I couldn’t genuinely counted it was THAT SHORT. I didn’t mind as I thought I was getting 2 pops which she did confirm at the start also.
Had her in cowgirl, missionary (with constant nagging of tummy pain), no eye contact but I didn’t mind as I wasn’t there for her facial aesthetics

I went to town with doggy position and hammered away, at this point I knew this was just an overpriced pump and dump.
We finish, she tells me where the wipes are and goes on her phone for about 10 mins. I shower and return she says ‘massage?’ Whereas I’m thinking oh now she knows English ey.
I decline and tell her let’s do the second pop whereas she says no my stomachs hurting, to which I felt bad and said okay just finish with a blowjob to which she says no her throat is dry

. I then say in a very straightforward Google translate message (as all these conversations were done through that) :
“if I pay £140 for an hour of service and you only provide half an hour then it’s not right is it? I work hard for this money for a good time and you’ve got this attitude where you won’t suck, and that’s fine but you should kiss and wank me as a substitute, and you won’t fuck because your stomach hurts? why have I paid £140 for this moaning bullshit?”
She responds erratically, genuinely went for me

, threw 2 hands at my face and scratched my arm, swearing in Portuguese whilst I’m just trying to process wtf is happening. She started calling someone who I also seen on her phone called ‘David P’, which I’m starting to think is her pimp but that’s just my thought process from what I saw. Anyway I start to get dressed whilst she still looks like she wants to eat me alive. Eventually I leave because if that escalated any further then god knows what would’ve happened.
All in all be careful out there, also I think adult work has less risk than kommons or viva street, well that’s been the case for me anyway. Maybe I was a little direct with my Google translate but it infuriates me when these WG think they can take our money and provide a shit ass service, or non at all since she was refusing for the second half.
Can’t find her on AW but if anyone knows then please do add the link to warn others.
Number: +44 7513 643076
Kommons name: Liz Sexy Party Girl
I’ve attached a picture I took of her before I left, not the clearest but can you see the bald nonce resemblance?
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