Author Topic: Pure Mercedes XOXO. Stanmore/harrow funhouse  (Read 3078 times)


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Offline Steveraynor

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Saw this profile pop up and being a lover of the milf variety , I thought I would give it a go.
Text sent and details sent back quickly, realised then that it was the aptly known fun house.

Booked and arrived on time all good. The lady that let me was was infact the same on the profile , I would suggest a tad older or maybe a little less makeup.

Paid and she asked what I wanted, I requested a massage, kissing and owo she agreed and asked me to lay down on the table.
She used so many sprays and lotions to sterilise everything along the way, she kept telling me it was to sanitise and keep germs away, i was a little miffed as i am an extremely clean person. I must say the massage was excellent really got in there she is definitely a professional masseuse, she confirmed this.
When she came back in the room she was top less but during the back massage she seemed to put the top back on, on the flip she undressed and started to wank me off, I mentioned that I requested owo to which she just mumbled that I was horny and precum so wouldn't do owo. Put the Johnny on and started the oral technique was good but I'm not a fan of covered oral but just let her carry on.
Asked her to move abit so I could explore her body which she did but reminded me , no oral on her, no kissing and no fingers near her pussy.

Maybe a bit harsh but All of the above makes this a negative review due to all services being confirmed prior and her and agreeing .

If your looking for a solid massage then visit her but anything else I don't think I would bother.


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Offline Snagbadjer

Not harsh at all. She didn't do the services you paid for.

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Thanks for the review and warning OP




Maybe a bit harsh but All of the above makes this a negative review due to all services being confirmed prior and her and agreeing .



Its your punt, review and rating.



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At the base rate (currently) £120 P/H and £120 of extra listed, could make a punt £240 for 1 hour

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Q. R u speak English?    A. Of course I'm speak plenty languages but my favourite the body language :)
Q. What u wearing?    A. Always nice quality dresses and lingeries
Q. R u do bareback?    A. No and pls don't offend me to ask that
Q. What is your service?    A. Fkiss if your hygenic level enough to do
Owo or oral with protection
Sex with condom
69position in my way
But I have a nice program in the session don't worry u can't be boring
Q. Any extras?    A. Anal £50 depending your size
Cim £20
Face facial £20
Spit on u £10
Watersport £20
Any other questions pls contact me by phone



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CIM
CIM (at discretion)
Facials
Fetish
Fingering/Finger Play
French Kissing (discretion)
Hand Relief
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Prostate Massage
Role Play & Fantasy
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Watersports
















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Thanks for the review  Steveraynor   :hi:
Did she dress up well , make up and make an effort with her appearance ?
How much did she charge you and for how long ?
What is Fun House in Harrow ? An individual brothel/House or a group of flats ?
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Thanks for the review  Steveraynor   :hi:
Did she dress up well , make up and make an effort with her appearance ?
How much did she charge you and for how long ?
What is Fun House in Harrow ? An individual brothel/House or a group of flats ?

I paid £80 for 30mins., this should have included french kissing & owo , glad I didn't pay extra for the cim.
Not really dressed up but presentable

Individual brothel with multiple women working in each room.

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Thanks for the info .... much appreciated  :thumbsup:

Offline kingmg

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Saw this profile pop up and being a lover of the milf variety , I thought I would give it a go.
Text sent and details sent back quickly, realised then that it was the aptly known fun house.

Booked and arrived on time all good. The lady that let me was was infact the same on the profile , I would suggest a tad older or maybe a little less makeup.

Paid and she asked what I wanted, I requested a massage, kissing and owo she agreed and asked me to lay down on the table.
She used so many sprays and lotions to sterilise everything along the way, she kept telling me it was to sanitise and keep germs away, i was a little miffed as i am an extremely clean person. I must say the massage was excellent really got in there she is definitely a professional masseuse, she confirmed this.
When she came back in the room she was top less but during the back massage she seemed to put the top back on, on the flip she undressed and started to wank me off, I mentioned that I requested owo to which she just mumbled that I was horny and precum so wouldn't do owo. Put the Johnny on and started the oral technique was good but I'm not a fan of covered oral but just let her carry on.
Asked her to move abit so I could explore her body which she did but reminded me , no oral on her, no kissing and no fingers near her pussy.

Maybe a bit harsh but All of the above makes this a negative review due to all services being confirmed prior and her and agreeing .

If your looking for a solid massage then visit her but anything else I don't think I would bother.


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who else is at the funhouse didn't think it was still open

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99% sure she is working with Milf Sidney but NOT at the funhouse

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supposedly in USA.....
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The current AW site for this whore is only a month old . Perhaps the pics are stolen or bought . When i met her i was not totally convinced it was the same S.P. as the pics but as she was so unpleasant and the flat dimly lit , once i made my mind up to walk she was already dead to me  ;) it could have been same S.P  . Seemed , younger , prettier and bigger boobs but very short . Would advise all Punters despite the lack of good S.Ps in London currently there have to be more pleasurable options than this negative , service short offerings , awful attitude whore .

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99% sure she is working with Milf Sidney but NOT at the funhouse

My apologies. Confirmed that she is at the Funhouse so be aware

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99% sure she is working with Milf Sidney but NOT at the funhouse

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Offline goldstein

That venue is dead now not been a decent whore there for a while. That slag candy is always there and is shocking.