External Link/Members OnlyOk, so in Chelmsford with a bit of time on my hands, I decided for a cheeky massage, rather than booking an escort, figuring I’d get more for my money with an hour booking.
Called, arranged a time (about 15 mins after the call) and was in the door ten minutes later. On the call, the boss told me it was £50 an hour for soft to medium massage, £55 for hard.
The place isn’t massively discreet, with a few restaurants around and people parked on the street, but I’m not from the area, it was dark, and you can just slip in the door (and back out at the end).
Walked in, up the stairs and was greeted by a younger woman, maybe in her 30s, not particularly tall, impressive cleavage on show. Facially, she was relatively attractive, maybe a little over made up. Figured the cleavage on show was a good sign. She later gave her name as Nancy and said she had only been there a couple of weeks, having previously worked in Colchester and then gone for “training” in London.
Paid the £50 and was shown into a nice warm room with a proper massage table and left to get undressed. Popped my kit off and laid on the table. Had a few minutes wait, which probably wasn’t as long as it felt, then the lass with the cleavage came back in, made sure the oil was warming and covered me with a light sheet.
She then started with what was quite frankly an excellent massage and I think I would have actually left very happy, with no regrets, had I just opted for the legit massage. If the training was massage training, it was very good training.
During the first half hour, it became very clear more would be on offer. While any gentle brushes of the cock and balls were far from obviously deliberate, it really felt like she was making a show of rubbing her crotch on my elbow and the back of my hands on the side (not both at the same time). Then when she moved to the head end of the table, she leaned over me, rubbing her tits on the back of my head, before giggling and saying “sorry, small body, big chest”. Told her I didn’t mind and there was a bit more of that.
Just over halfway through the hour, it was time for the turn and she immediately asked if she could do more for me, and told me she would tell me the prices.
£40 for hand
ANOTHER £40 for topless
ANOTHER £40 for “everything” – I never asked to confirm if “everything” meant “everything off” clothes-wise, or EVERYTHING.
Either way, considering there was less than half of the time remaining, an extra £120 on top of the £50 already paid wasn’t happening.
Now, I’m not sure what the going rate is round here for HE, but she would not budge from £40, not even down to £30. For some reason, I eventually agreed to HE for £40, and if that’s more than the going rate, I apologise to you guys, because I know how this can be seen to contributing to normallising increased prices.
Anyway, she oiled me up. I was allowed to stroke her chunky arse while she gave me a very good oily wank. She slowed things down when I asked her to, which was good, and eventually the inevitable happened and she cleaned me up.
She then offered to massage either my upper or lower body for the remainder of the time. Figuring I was face up, I went for upper, in the hope for some tits in the face action. There was a tiny bit, but nothing to write home about.
Overall, is a firm positive for the massage and wank, but not being used to £40 for HE I left feeling a bit flat and wondering if it had been VFM, so nearly went neutral.
