Walthamstow Indian Massage - Trishia

[RussAbbot]

Saw this group on Gumtree, posting several ads, most recent here: External Link/Members Only

Phone number from the ad: +44 7472 973213

This is a whatsapp business number, which at the time had a catalogue on the business page - all badly stolen pics of Indian ladies, most of which they had screenshotted and left the url in there, or was clearly a google search for "hot indian woman" 

Upon texting was given 2 prices, 45 mins for £45 and 60 mins for £55. 2 masseuses though I knew I'd be picking blind given the fake pics, so I went with Trishia because her fake pic was bustier. Booking process was smooth, with quick replies.

Meet happened in early Jan, as I approached the salon (it's a regular women's salon by day), I rang the bell and a portly woman stood up from behind the counter and answered the door quickly. Sadly for me, this would be my masseuse. I should have walked, but I do like to see things through, as you never know!

Proceeded to enter one of two massage rooms to the side of the main salon, built from plasterboard and with internal walls not reaching the floor, I heard far too much of the happenings in the other room (he also wasn't having any luck)

A mediocre 30 minute massage followed, general oily hands sliding with no real effort. After 30 mins came the flip, and the discussion extras. HJ started at £50, all the way up to FS for £150. For a brief moment I thought the £ per Lbs was extraordinary value, before quickly coming to my senses.

I stood firm on £20 for a HJ, and for the next few minutes I got a tale of how nobody in the massage game makes any money, and the lady next door also wouldn't do it for £20 (I didn't ask). Needless to say no extras were taken, and on the walk to the door she asked for extra money as a tip, which I declined since the massage was shite, and she could have earned £20 for literally 5 mins of work if she had wanted to.

One to avoid my friends.

[sparkus]

That is dire, thanks for the added intel.

I've seen this ad for a couple of months and a while back another SP told me about the place and that the extras were sky high.

[Boss_Grinz]

Palmerston Road I take it, had this on my radar, but due to the road works, right outside the shop, and also a very road, I have held back from going. So after this review, I can tick this one of the box.

[RussAbbot]

Palmerston Road I take it

That's the one.

[triggs91]

£95 for a 30 minute rub and tug is insane when there are places doing B2B for 60 minutes for £100 

[sparkus]

Curious about who did the deed.

The SP I was told about was young and busty and charged the earth as a result.

[RussAbbot]

The SP I saw was maybe 25, and a UK size 20+, having a face only a mother could love, with an odorous air about her. I'm not sure about busty - there was something there but I'm pretty sure they didn't start till 90% of the distance (if that makes sense?), all round not attractive to me.

[sparkus]

The SP I saw was maybe 25, and a UK size 20+, having a face only a mother could love, with an odorous air about her. I'm not sure about busty - there was something there but I'm pretty sure they didn't start till 90% of the distance (if that makes sense?), all round not attractive to me.

Hilarious she thought she could command those prices then.

I saw an Indian like that in a flat between lockdowns, cursing myself on entry and begrudgingly allowed an inept HJ for 20.