Eden Valentine - Glasgow

[Courtney]

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Saw Eden Valentine ….yeah this was a bit of a weird one, this was just before she announced on her page that she was retiring (which she didn’t mention during the booking) ...but I loved the look of her pictures, so took the plunge.

Half hour incall @ £120. Good comms via text, flat was clean and tidy.

I was greeted at the door by Eden (if that is her proper working name, didn’t ask ) wearing a dressing gown/robe thing, sexy underwear beneath. Nice face, body and tattoos.
Paperwork out the way ...started kissing, not exactly DFK but decent enough, I got a slight taste of smoke ...to be fair it does say on her page she’s a smoker ...didn't smoke in my company.

Clothing removed, went down for some RO. A nice clean, smooth, (waxed I think?) pussy …quite a puffy/meaty pussy and very tasty. She eventually grabbed my head, rubbing my face in, allowing a finger or 2 inside, which she seemed to enjoy ...right noises were made …looking back, this was the highlight of the punt.

…now before I could say “Blow Job” the condom was on, next thing she was on top of me. This is quite possibly the weirdest CG I’ve ever had. It was so mechanical like, in a way I had put 20 pence in her ear and she started moving on top of me like some kind of programmed robot/amusement machine thing. I actually had to stop myself from laughing because it was getting that silly …I suggested we move on to something else.

All the, “Where do you want me”, “How do you want me?”, "Is it this way you want me?"  ….I found quite irritating, just normal mish and doggy I think I said …something to that effect. The rhythm here felt a bit strange also, I began thinking, “Does this girl know how to have sex?!” …very odd.

I managed to finish in the bag, helped myself along and the site of that bum and pussy was enough to get me over the finish line, although it was a struggle in the end as I was beginning to lose interest.

In person I found her a tad eccentric, her patter/chat was a bit random ...but she was friendly enough.
I was keen to get ready after I came, didn’t get the vibe she was one for bed talk/cuddling up after. 
Her body is banging, I’ll give her that, great pussy, smooth legs, boobs a nice handful but sex was a very strange and robotic feeling ...if not slightly amusing.

A very generous neutral.

[Problem Child]

Def a very generous neutral.
From reading this and her other recent neutral, seems she just wants to get you out the door asap. (Well all hookers do, but at least some are better at hiding it 😂)
The retirement thing is off putting too coz why give a fuck if you’re not expecting customers to return.

Have to say though I’m still very tempted..

[Courtney]

she just wants to get you out the door asap.
Have to say though I’m still very tempted..

…it wasn’t quite that way, it was more that I just didn’t feel like hanging around any longer. I should have added that I did leave only a few minutes early from my time.

If you feel tempted, I wouldn’t say don’t go. YMMV.

[Bru1901]

Def a very generous neutral.
From reading this and her other recent neutral, seems she just wants to get you out the door asap. (Well all hookers do, but at least some are better at hiding it 😂)
The retirement thing is off putting too coz why give a fuck if you’re not expecting customers to return.

Have to say though I’m still very tempted..

Some hookers have been retiring since 2015 lol

[Courtney]

Some hookers have been retiring since 2015 lol

…that is very true Benson, I must admit. There have been some who re-appear within a couple of months.

[randyscot2015]

Def a very generous neutral.
From reading this and her other recent neutral, seems she just wants to get you out the door asap. (Well all hookers do, but at least some are better at hiding it 😂)
The retirement thing is off putting too coz why give a fuck if you’re not expecting customers to return.

Have to say though I’m still very tempted..

If all you want is to stick your dick in a decent looking burd with a good body then bash on but tbh I thought her service was sh*te and for £120 felt robbed 

[Courtney]

If all you want is to stick your dick in a decent looking burd with a good body then bash on but tbh I thought her service was sh*te and for £120 felt robbed 

…I agree that £120 was steep for what it actually was. That’s interesting that with yourself she said she didn’t like RO …yet let me lick her out, but then I never got a BJ …inconsistency all round.

[Problem Child]

If all you want is to stick your dick in a decent looking burd with a good body then bash on but tbh I thought her service was sh*te and for £120 felt robbed 

Shit, just reread your review.
For some reason I’d remembered it as a neutral, not a neg.

[whoreasarous]

I think I’ll see her before she retires. But I’ll try and make it clear on what I’m expecting especially for that price. She has such a variance of reviews here.