English Emma XX - Hemel Hempstead

[HarrySmithBJ]

 I see that English Emma X X is now back in Hertfordshire. This girl has certainly been around the block. The age of this lady is closer to 45 years. She has been working since 1972. she has been in Milton Keynes for the last 6 months.  I had met Emma many years ago, in her house of divine days. I thought I would pay her another visit to see if she had improved. All I can say is body of bay watch, but the face of crime watch. It looks like she's smuggling some nuts in those cheeks. When I visited her before she provided me with a warm welcome, wet pussy, all in all it was good. However, this time Emma was clearly having a bad day, and looked like she had been up most of the night, her shaky jaw was a bit of a give away. Seemed edgy. The service was mechanical. I am really disappointed, so not the best option out there. They do say you get what you pay for. I'll let you decide, but I won't be returning. 

[Benjboy87]

Thanks for the review mate.

Can I please request you post a link?

I appreciate it's your first review so welcome to the site.

[Sinz]

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[HarrySmithBJ]

Hi mate, here is the link External Link/Members Only

[Benjboy87]

Thanks.

I've had my eye on her.

What was the service like? Sorry to pester but the review was lacking the detail.

[HarrySmithBJ]

So I arranged a meeting with Emma. Turned up at her flat, she invited me in, led me to the bedroom. Seemed very tired and disinterested. We both stripped naked, she stated on her profile she French kisses, but she only lip touches. Oral was average, then I gave her oral, she just lay there lifeless, on with the condom, I felt very rushed. Very disappointing experience. She seemed to rush me out as soon as she could. Will not be returning.

[Benjboy87]

Thanks mate.

You just saved us all a few quid.

Now you are on the site if you search the profiles before you can get useful information of the girl and service.

But still, we all have a duty IMO to eventually take 1 for the team and report back. Teamwork on here will ensure we all avoid the crap girls.

[English GFE Escort]

Hi I'm Emma. I have just been told about this review from a client so I thought I would register and come and give my side of the story as I believe this review to be either fictitious or possibly malicious. I am not permitted to read the review in its entirety as I'm a new member so I'm going by what's been written in the body of the thread.

Harry, I can't remember who you are so I can't say whether I gave you a bad service or not. I would hope that I didn't but I have to be honest and say it's possible if we didn't get on. We will never be able to prove it either way. What I will not stand for however, is the accusations of drug use and saying I'm 45.  I haven't taken any illegal substances since I was in my 20s and I'm now a few months off my 34th birthday. I have been based in a cottage (not a flat) in Hemel for just 5 weeks  and I've attached a close up, unfiltered face photo in broad day light of me on my drive way. Anyone who has seen me in the last 5 weeks will recognise this as my drive way and the photo to be new.  I don't know what your beef is with me Harry but I'm no minger lol. I've also attached 2 more photos of me outside my previous flat in Rickmansworth. These were taken in January this year. I can't prove that but anyone who remembers my flat should hopefully recognise my balcony. I'm the type of woman men stare at in restaurants. I can't believe I'm so vain that I'm actually trying to prove my worth on here but I look how I look and how I look is damn fucking fine - half English, half Italian, with the temperament to match..... Oh and I even pay tax too blah blah blah (places tongue firmly in cheek haha).


Anyway,  that's my say xx thank you for reading Emma

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[PleadInsanity]

A prossie that puts her real age on AW........whatever next.
In all honesty thats not the sort of face I had conjured up in my mind from reading the review!

[James999]

I can't say whether I gave you a bad service or not.

That would imply that you give a bad service on a frequent enough basis that you can't remember the clients you do it to 

[James999]

I'm the type of woman men stare at in restaurants.

Do you have bad dress sense and turn up looking like a tart then 

[Bangers and Gash]

No way are those C-cup breasts. 

[English GFE Escort]

Lol. I knew I would get roasted if I posted on here and I take the replies in good spirits. The point is no one in their right mind could place me at 45, even on a bad day! Accusing an escort of being on drugs is the single most damaging thing you can say to destroy her business. It's evil. I have worked out who has written this anyway - Hi Jemma !! The username gave you away you daft mare.

[James999]

I have worked out who has written this anyway - Hi Jemma !!

Who's Jemma, post her link 

And why would she want to write this about you?

[finn5555]

The point is no one in their right mind could place me at 45

You do look older than the age you claim so yes would put you in your 40s

[Sinz]

I see that English Emma X X is now back in Hertfordshire. This girl has certainly been around the block. The age of this lady is closer to 45 years. She has been working since 1972. she has been in Milton Keynes for the last 6 months.  I had met Emma many years ago, in her house of divine days. I thought I would pay her another visit to see if she had improved. All I can say is body of bay watch, but the face of crime watch. It looks like she's smuggling some nuts in those cheeks. When I visited her before she provided me with a warm welcome, wet pussy, all in all it was good. However, this time Emma was clearly having a bad day, and looked like she had been up most of the night, her shaky jaw was a bit of a give away. Seemed edgy. The service was mechanical. I am really disappointed, so not the best option out there. They do say you get what you pay for. I'll let you decide, but I won't be returning.

The OP created the profile just to post this review and then disappeared. Very suspicious

Number of issues with the post:

- how the hell does the OP know the exact year WG started punting (although seems incorrect)
- does not look 45 from the pic above
- why didn't the OP review her the first time he visited her ?
- seems like a jealous woman writing the bullshit -crime watch (something a jealous)woman would say

I would say this review is

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[Foxtail17]

I see that English Emma X X is now back in Hertfordshire. This girl has certainly been around the block. The age of this lady is closer to 45 years. She has been working since 1972. she has been in Milton Keynes for the last 6 months.  I had met Emma many years ago, in her house of divine days. I thought I would pay her another visit to see if she had improved. All I can say is body of bay watch, but the face of crime watch. It looks like she's smuggling some nuts in those cheeks. When I visited her before she provided me with a warm welcome, wet pussy, all in all it was good. However, this time Emma was clearly having a bad day, and looked like she had been up most of the night, her shaky jaw was a bit of a give away. Seemed edgy. The service was mechanical. I am really disappointed, so not the best option out there. They do say you get what you pay for. I'll let you decide, but I won't be returning.

Even if she was 45, to be working since 1972 would have had her on the game since birth!!!
Typo or just malicious rival?

[Chuckman]

One thing that catches my eye about her profile is her FB - gets four positives in one day a week after she joins FB? Hmm. 

[Cash drawers]

If those are her pics that she posted, she looks very nice!!! 

[MrXYZ987]

Thought photos looked familiar on the profile, remember seeing her now about 18 months ago under the name girlfriend Emma, aw number.

Recall having a decent, though very vanilla, punt. Always wanted to get back there, but timings never matched.

One thing though, sure the GF Emma profile had age as 34 back then, but could be wrong

[vt]

The woman in the photos looks late 30s/early 40s to me, definitely over 34...and looks like she's aged a bit in the last 6 months. Not bad looking though, so Emma could come out of this quite well.

The review certainly does sound like it could be a malicious one from a rival prossie, it's very light on detail and contains things only a female might say.

Who is this Jemma??  Why would she want to write this about you? Did you fuck her BF or something??

[vt]

I did an AW search for Jemma. There are none in the immediate area, just one in Southampton. Unless it's a Gemma??

[sxman]

So after many years the OP thought he would pay Emma another visit to see if see has improved - what BS we all know WG's rarely improve over time, it's normally the complete opposite they get more jaded.

If this is a fake review it probably has back fired as she has now gone into my hot list in a hope she tours to my area, but would like to hear more from members who have seen her, especially the white knight who went galloping to tell her about the review, but I doubt he would have the balls to expose himself.

[Cunning Punt]

Fair play to her, she has now posted a real face photo. She looks quite nice but not particularly stunning or young - just over 40, I'd say, or she looks old for her age.

Thought photos looked familiar on the profile, remember seeing her now about 18 months ago under the name girlfriend Emma, aw number.

Recall having a decent, though very vanilla, punt. Always wanted to get back there, but timings never matched.

One thing though, sure the GF Emma profile had age as 34 back then, but could be wrong

Not seen her but I recognised those photos as well.

She had mixed reviews on her previous profile, so possibly the new one was a way of getting a fresh start.

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So, for a escort who is in her early 40s with an average face, only offers a vanilla service and has mixed reviews, she is well overpriced IMO.

[torritti29]

Emma was previously Jamie of St Albans then Hatfield, then English Kim of Hemel and received positive vibes on a thread concerning English girls within the M25 back in 2013.

Based on this I saw her twice in 2014 when she rocked up as Emma in Rickmansworth. Reviewed elsewhere in 2014 positively but deleted at her request.

Nice SP, good shag slightly vanilla offering for my more eclectic tastes, but would revisit and I described her as early 30's in 2014.

[James999]

no one in their right mind could place me at 45,

Well it seems like many do, Looking at your pictures I would guess mid 40's and it seems others think similar, and it appears you have been claiming to be 34 for a number of years, and reinventing yourself as you had some mixed review on your previous profile 

not particularly stunning or young - just over 40, I'd say, or she looks old for her age.

The woman in the photos looks late 30s/early 40s to me, definitely over 34...

sure the GF Emma profile had age as 34 back then,

put you in your 40s

She had mixed reviews on her previous profile, so possibly the new one was a way of getting a fresh start.

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So, for a escort who is in her early 40s with an average face, only offers a vanilla service and has mixed reviews, she is well overpriced IMO.

[doughboy]

My personal experience was that she's fucking nuts. A real Jekyll and Hyde personality. Sweet and welcoming at the beginning and a proper cunt by the end. I wouldn't see her even if she were to pay me!

[scutty brown]

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