Felt the urge,so consulted the escort oracle that is
AW.Showed too many charging a Dick Turpin Whoreway Robbery rate,untested newbies,and some I’ve poked. As for girls less than 100 per H/H ? Well,I could’ve gone dogging in the gardens of an old folks’ home and got better fare…yeesh!
Megan's got wildly mixed reviews. But, so much juice had accumulated in my nuts, it had started fermenting…..…sod it…took the chance…I was in.
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Chain hotel just outside City Centre. Nice room.£100 H/H (DFK : OWO : BALLSUCKING : PROTECTED SEX)Stats : Figure : Face :AW pic of her sat down in black dress represents current figure,but tits flattered with a push up bra. Other pics ? Hmm..
With a more pinched waist,she'd be good hourglass
-26yrs old ? Nope - Chancellor of the Sexchequer’s imposed at least 5yrs VAT - early 30s I'd guess
-5’7” ? Nope….shorter
-Size 12ish lean thicc
-34 C/D nat.boobs - not nearly as big + jubbly as pics,tho.Barbell pierced nips.Tatt below left tit
-Slight belly- but nowt too alarming
-Heck,one proppa motha of a bunda stuck on her...centrepiece of the Tate Gallery’s
Hugh Jass exhibition…and those cheeks,while not bodybuilder muscular,were fiirrmmm
-Shaven pussy - no surgical incision slit,but no flaps from a 747 Jumbo Jet's wings either
-Robust,yet firm legs
Now, onto her facial looks……
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Da da…drum roll…stage curtain opens…cymbal crashes ...enter Mr.Spoiler Reality - Check
AKA Mr.LM
From her main pic I’d envisioned a stunning mid-20s,glammed up,plump-lipped Barbie type brunette.Nice marketing.Ha, if only.
I met a dark blonde lady who’s comfortably into her flirty 30s IMO,and fell somewhere on the GND↠ Attractive part of my scale,with the needle not swinging upwards beyond that.Hey,only my view. Amen to all that.
Personality : Personable : chatty : enthusiastic : well-spoken.Nice girl.
The Punt Magic door opened.Paid my Hoor Tax. Showered .
A tentative opening vibe ,but soon got jiggy jiggy on the bed.
Became touchy-feely sat on it,Meg eventually FKing me with tongue as if a Hollywood heart throb had landed beside her….he had….
….I wish! Superb kisser - prehensile lips,snakey tongue,slobbered my gob off.Not too bothered about FKing but why not,gonna grab it if so readily offered.
Now warmed up,lay down for some OWO + ballsucking - show us what ya got,gal!
Attacked LM Junior and his twin bedfellows with insane verve.Behaved like a hungry apex predator, 100% focused on my cock + balls becoming her next prey item.
Started the oral and……whoa ! Weather Office Yellow Alert - Flood Warning ! Storm Megan's bringing in heavy downpours ! Her saliva rained down on my equipment.Sucked shallow,DT,fast,slow..Embellished this with accompanying licks + flicks,WOW she’s gotta lot in her magic box of BJ tricks.
Pulled each nut into her mouth.Rolled them in each cheek like her favourite boiled sweets.And her tongue swarmed all over my ballbag,weaving twisty breakdances across it.
My junk ended up engorged, waterlogged + glistening ! Luu-verly ! Bravo,my girl !
Loved her piercing eye contact during this - intense stares that lasered thru my eyes,head and scorched the headboard behind me.A mix of smoulder,smugness at her artistry,and minxy glee at my reactions.
Time was galloping on,so got Meg on all 4s to slug her in doggy.A chance for LM the Booty Inspector to thoroughly check out that plump rump !
Had to…for Health + Safety reasons, innit…wouldn't wanna get lost in /injured by it, would I ? Ha ha,I jest…I'm just an avowed, shameless,bum connoisseur !
My feedback on that a$$ ? Roald Dahl should've written a book entitled “James and the Giant Two Peaches,starring Megan.” I marvelled at the vast acreage on display - she’d committed a CHEEKY land-grab from the dear old Latinas !
And the firmness of it …. unholy….tarmac springs to mind…..could crack ostrich eggs on it ! If there was a meteorite on a collision course with Earth,get Meg to face it ass first and bounce it right out into a faraway galaxy ! She’s been touted in COBRA meetings as the UK’s solution to this disaster scenario.Psst - take note,The Pentagon.
p.s. I wonder how Rishi and his Cabinet know about her ?
Anyways, enough of that - fanny blast time. Mack on.Snuck Junior inside.Dug her out for a bit,then felt a premature detonation happening.Jacket off quickly : jacked Junior,and whoooosh !
My men downstairs - imprisoned for 2 weeks - launched their jailbreak and rushed out to freedom,splattering one of those epic buttocks….like basting the Xmas turkey,if you like.
Trouble was,her bum cheek was such a unit that even a hefty fortnight's worth of glaze covered a pitiful area.Needed a sack bigger than what Santa uses for his Christmas Day deliveries in China to do a proper emulsioning job….
Meet over.Mopped up.Some chit chat.Departing kiss/hug,and out.
Summary Good punt with a sexually confident : curvy : lean thicc : medium-busty British brass packing a “Jesus wept” ass.
I reckon her bum’s got its own gravitational field !
Decent-looking,tho not as glamorous as portrayed in pics/reviews IMO
Appeared older than claimed
Super FK - snogged + clamped on like a deranged limpet
Great OWO work - the kind of meat predation only found on African plains
OK Sex - flashpoint came too quickly,can't really assess - my bad
Got the expected GFE,with some PSE superimposed on it.Bonus.I'll take that.Different experience compared to some reviews : if you visited,who'd you get - Megan v.2024,or her 2018-21 “indifferent” alter ego ? Enjoyed the punt ,
green it is
Cheers
LM 
