Linda Massage W2 - I walked

[yuunagi]

Time: Spring 2023

Links:
New profile: External Link/Members Only

Price: £60 for 1h (I was only looking for a massage)

Comms: as per her profile, you'll receive her phone number in the automated reply you'll get after sending anything to the email linked in the AW profile. Same day booking via text with very prompt replies. No middleman.

Location: Close to Bayswater. Stucco-fronted building, the high end type you can see in Notting Hill. The actual flat though is absolutely dingy, it's like just a bed in a (very small) room. Peculiar smell too. I don't know how one could live there...

The Girl: She looked like someone well in her forties. Bad dentition. I hate to say so but absolutely not attractive (even I were paid £5K, I would not let her do anything sexual to me). When talking about working girls, I pay much more attention to the girl face and the aura they give off compared to their body (as long as they are thin enough).

Services: N/A I walked.

Will I return: unfortunately, you'd have to pay me big bucks to.

[Munter84]

Your money, your decision I suppose, but if you were only after a legit massage why were the looks such a big factor?

[yuunagi]

I was after a sensual/tantric massage 
If not for the looks, she'd be top value for money.

[Munter84]

Aaah, I see! £60 for an hour inc HE is good value. Sorry to hear her face was a boner killer 

[tantraman]

The Girl: She looked like someone well in her forties. Bad dentition. I hate to say so but absolutely not attractive (even I were paid £5K, I would not let her do anything sexual to me). When talking about working girls, I pay much more attention to the girl face and the aura they give off compared to their body (as long as they are thin enough).

... bodyshots collected here

[adrianm758]

The Girl: She looked like someone well in her forties.

Hard to imagine how you could think that. 30’s certainly, but not more than that.

[london39]

A bit harsh giving her negative rating based on your opinion of her face. Dont get why you even went to see her if its so important for you to have a certain facial look, and not see a face pic first

[Atrueyorkie]

A bit harsh giving her negative rating based on your opinion of her face. Dont get why you even went to see her if its so important for you to have a certain facial look, and not see a face pic first

I agree that a face is a huge factor for me what makes or breaks a punt. And what is he gonna do request a face picture which 9/10 would get shot down.

His review his rating.

Talking about reviews you have been her since 2015, no reviews?

[lewishamguy]

Hard to imagine how you could think that. 30’s certainly, but not more than that.

A bit harsh giving her negative rating based on your opinion of her face. Dont get why you even went to see her if its so important for you to have a certain facial look, and not see a face pic first

Someone will be here in anytime soon with a glowing positive review to rescue her. 

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[Iloveoral]

A bit harsh giving her negative rating based on your opinion of her face. Dont get why you even went to see her if its so important for you to have a certain facial look, and not see a face pic first

I see you missed a few reviews too

I saw her about 6 years ago up the road further.
She was pretty sexy but big. Enj9yed shagging her.
 Would love to repeat.
I don't mind her gut. Thought her tits were great

I've done pussy and bum licking there the last two times. Which has been in the last six months

I've seen her and would say she's a very nice size 16. Looks great standing and tits are perfectly big. Very dull performance though. I'd repeat her 

I knobed sendy baby last week. She was as photos. Nice body and 24 looking. Very safe. No own kissing only lips and no finger.  Shot twice

I saw Amy about 2 months ago.

I would give her a negative as well. I like chubby young girls but she was quite big. About 5'5 in height and approx size 18 or bigger. Massive belly.

She come across as bit of of nerd.

She didnt let me kiss her or finger her. Even said no to doggy which is why I like big girls ie the doggy.

To her credit though she did try and do anal (included). I didn't get much in though. Just an inch.

She's clean , well was then, as the rubber broke , although it instantly felt very nice and I really wanted to finish inside her , I didn't .

To sum her up, she's fat lazy and very dull.

Would it be fair to say you’ve contributed the square root of fuck all by choice when you could have done many times over ?

[Jonestown]

Sorry the OP didn’t find the SP or facilitates to his liking. To my mind anyone who has served on one of HM’s pre-nuclear class of submarines should feel right at home at Linda’s new place. Still an exemplary service for sixty quid though. As TCM shops price themselves out of business it’s good to know that providers like this are around.

[Geko12]

Someone will be here in anytime soon with a glowing positive review to rescue her. 

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[Stevelondon]

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[JST]

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