External Link/Members OnlyThis is a case of awful due diligence on my behalf. For some reason I couldn’t access UKP - something about my service provider being blocked. I’m still to understand why but that’s a different story.
Comms - text quick responses
Location - Bristol harbour side hotel
Price £140 1hr + £30 OWO
Lady - at the biggest push I can see it’s her in the profile photos. She’s not 32 - more like 42 and those pics are (in my estimate) of a 22 yr old. So I’m saying they’re 20 years out of date which is just nonsense.
Now I can access UKP I see she has one more review (negative) and I’d agree - she’s a distinctly average looking woman with a huge amount of moles. Had I read this I would never have chosen her. I find it a big turn off. Each to their own.
Her breath stank of swamp from stale cigarette. I suggested she shower which the response was “darling. I no need. I clean lady”. Was she fk !
Service - briefly. She upsold me a OWO/CIM package for £50. Never got the latter so settled on £30 post event.
She lay on the bed with some lingerie contraption on which just looked shit on her underwhelming body. I tried to have a play with her tits but her breath got in the way. So she started sucking me off which was toothy, lacked any form of technique or enthusiasm and I just got bored. Then before I know it she mutters “we 69”, straddles my face to present her piss stenched snatch to my nose. I took a foolishly shortsighted decision to have a little discovery lick. Tasted disgusting. So I gently pushed her off me and suggested to bag up. I needed to get this over quickly. Banged her in mish with my eyes closed and mostly holding my breath. Eventually spunked in the bag and quickly got her the fk out of the room.
Miserable experience.
Conclusion: steer clear. I always expect pics to be a variance of reality. But 2 decades out of date is pure deception.
MASSIVE NEGATIVE unless you like eggy swamp breath and a pissy minge.
