External Link/Members OnlyPrice:£70 for 30 minutes + £20 for DFK
When:November 2023
Location:A flat in Nottingham city centre. It's one of the usual haunts used by the Brazilians; a quick punch of the number to buzz the flat and I was let in almost immediately. There was a bowl of sweets on the (unmanned) reception so I took a drumstick to chin later as I headed to the lifts.
Communication:I received the automatic menu when I messaged to ask for her availability. I asked a few follow-up questions and she responded pretty swiftly. On arrival, however, no response. I waited 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, then 20 minutes. Still no response. I was about to leave when she messaged to ask if could do an hour later. Since none of my Plan Bs panned out and since I made the trip, I said yes.
This shoddy timekeeping is 50% of the reason this meet was a neutral. We know that many escorts run a conveyor belt service, but given the very short time between her prior punter departing and me arriving — I was clearly going to be exchanging some saliva with the last fellow who'd been. This is fine, I guess, as there's no way to ensure escorts adopt a high level of hygiene.
The girl:Do you guys know Eva Longoria? Vivi looks like Eva Longoria if she had 5% Down's Syndrome. She's quite beautiful and I would age her at mid/late 30s. She had perfect make-up, beautifully coiffured hair, and looked like a porn star. She had bolt-on breasts that had sagged a little, and was carrying some timber, but still had a great body. I should have asked prior, so this one is on me, but she wasn't fully shaved and was sporting quite a bit of stubble on her minge.
The hint of Marks and Spencer Wild Alaskan salmon sock-eye fillets from her snatch is responsible for the other 50% of why this was a neutral. Otherwise, her skin was covered in nice tattoos and was very soft and supple to the touch.
The meet:She met me with a kiss, complimented my perfume, and went away to stash the cash. The room was quite big, a nice nook to stash my jacket and clothes, and there was some music playing. I don't think there was anyone else in the property.
On Vivi's return, she started kissing me, it never quite reached DFK and certainly wasn't worth £20, but she kept instigating it and wanting to kiss, so I assume this was her DFK. She gave me covered oral, which was nice and sensual but became toothy towards the end. I asked her to lay down so I could go down on her, but this lasted for precisely 1 second as the smell was less than nice. I feigned a back ache as to the reason I no longer wanted to go down on her, rather than asking her
"Is it too hard to wash your pussy when a man is literally paying you for its use?" When I'm Prime Minister, I will seek for prostitution to be covered under the Consumer Rights Act 2015. If you buy a coffee and it tastes like shit, you are entitled to a refund. The same should apply here. If I'm parting with my cash based on your description, photos, and services, you should deliver as described. Anyway, I think I will punt less, but with more expensive women, and see if the more expensive ladies still have smelly fannies.
After feigning a back ache, we kissed some more, had sex in doggy, I fondled her tits a little, and then I called it a day. I must have been there for no more than 20 minutes, but Vivi was not pushy. In fact, she tried to make conversation and had a very pleasant and engaging demeanour throughout. Other punters may rate their experience positive, as all of the issues I encountered could be remedied.
Overall:7/10. Would I return? No.
This is the second time I've seen a Brazilian who delayed the meet and had a smelly snatch. If my next experience with a Brazilian is the same, my love for Ronaldo aside, I will add Brazilians to my list of no-punting nationalities (which currently only has Romanians).
This was also my first punt in quite some time as I was in a relationship for quite some months. I'm not in a relationship now, but the temptation to punt while I
was in a relationship was very high. I think this is a hobby I will never stop indulging in but it does raise moral and ethical questions which, on the face of it, make me a cunt. I would be quite upset if my my girlfriend was fucking men on the side, yet it's what I came very close to doing and will likely do in the future in my next relationship.
I was chewing on the drumstick as I walked back to my car, the air was fresh and crisp, and I considered this money poorly spent. As I got into my car, I saw a traffic warden in the distance. As I have a personal rule to never (and I mean never) pay for parking, had I been a few minutes late, I would have been slapped with my first fine in a long time. My run continues.
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