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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £100
Duration: 1 hour
Location:
Off the Ponders End high street. Parking is manageble down the side streets.
The Punt:
Made to wait outside the door for a couple minutes after receiving instruction to text when outside the door. She did the usual hiding behind the door and gave a slight wry smile, I had a bad feeling. Moving to the bedroom, you are greeted with a booming TV on almost full blast. At this point the alarm bells start to ring and I'm expecting this will be a total waste of time. Then, she gets out a note pad and starts to write down something in a very businesslike fashion. first time I have seen a girl start taking a log or bookkeeping. Now, without even looking up she says, "clothes off, on the bed". So, I strip down to boxers because I want to start with some FK at least. Nope, she just hops on the bed, repeats the instruction and then pulls the boxers down for a blow job. No eye contact or anything, no communication and nothing but a robot going about its business. I reach round to at least play with the pussy, when I hear "no".
That was the final straw, I pulled away and told her this is no good. I asked for my money back and started to get dressed. She muttered a few things in Hungarian, which I'm sure were nothing but compliments!

She gave the money and without hesitation I walked out. She said "hey wait" while speaking to the maid on the phone telling, her what happened in her native tongue. I really couldn't care about this vile creature and made my way out without acknowledgement.
On the way back to the car, I spotted the maid. She was the same lady standing outside the flat a few doors down that I spotted walking in. She watched me as I walked past.
Conclusion:
The old saying on this occasion is true, you get what you pay for. If you want a 15-minute quickie with a non-interested robot, then go for it. Spending anymore time than that will feel like a total waste money.
Return: Hell no!
Happy punting gentlemen