Frenchie, you lucky dog! fortune favours the brave.
Went to my local in Litherland about sildenafil 2 months ago. Counter woman in her fifties asks what's that love? Was stumped then in a shop full of people. She decides i'm deaf and shouts at me "SID-DID-NA-FILL, WHAT'S IT FOR ?"
My reply 'don't u know?' This stumps her. So she turns round and shouts even louder to chemist way back of the shop "SANJEV, MAN HERE , ASKING FOR SID-INNA-FILL"
Now getting the vibe that she is on a wind up, so snap at her, 'Forget it.' and walk.
Can u nominate a chemist for closure? - i can think of one.