Recently spending a few nights in London for work I thought I'd treat myself to some fun. I was after a tall girl with big boobs, preferably under 30. I'd read
a positive review of Valerie on here, which made me think she'd be worth a go.
Booking her was easy: I asked the operator via WhatsApp if she was available and within just over two hours she arrived at the entrance to my hotel.
Oh, let me rewind for a second. Her profile on the PGL website (
External Link/Members Only) states that her cup size is D. That was indeed the sort of size I was after. I wouldn't have objected to one or two sizes bigger as well to be honest, albeit only on girls no bigger than size 10 overall. Anyway, Valerie's photos made me wonder about the accuracy of the cup size; they looked more like B to me.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyWhen queried about this, the operator told me that Valerie says they are Ds.
The first impression of Valerie was quite good. She's as tall as she claims to be, 5'8". Facially she's definitely the girl in the photos, although she looked slightly less glamourous in real life; about a 6.5 or 7 in my book. Good teeth; well... probably veneers. She's slim and very friendly and smiley. Definite positive vibes right from the start. However, I did notice that the upper part of her top was rather less well filled than I was hoping.
Once in the room I get the money out of the way (£300 for an hour) and offer her a drink. We chat a bit but it's clear that she's keen to get down to business. I don't object and we're soon full-on DFK'ing. She good at this. The review I'd read suggests she has a "super long tongue". Whilst that did have me curious I can't say I noticed it. But regardless of how long her tongue is or isn't, she's good at using it.
After a few minutes I undress her and start fingering her while we continue to DFK. Nice smooth and tidy feeling pussy. Also, she's in really good shape, despite the fact that (as she reveals, not that I was particularly interested) she has had two children. Toned torso and very muscular thighs and ass.
Unfortunately, if you're a boob man like me then you'll be pretty disappointed here. My estimate of a B cup was definitely right, and her nipples are also too small for my liking. This was the first real minus of the session.
At some point Valerie moved down and started sucking my cock, covered at my request. She's good at this; not amazing, but solid. I was not that turned on by her physically so as there was no risk of an early explosion I let her continue for a good long while.
I then direct her to the bed and start things off in missionary. This is OK but when I move her onto all fours the second big minus hits me.
More precisely, it hits my nose
Yes, the smell coming from her pussy and now the condom is horrendous. I just about manage to enter her again without losing my erection. I then try to enjoy the sight of her in doggy and her moaning, but the truth is that I basically power myself to an orgasm in about 90 seconds.
I pull out, walk to the bathroom and get rid of the condom, wrapping it in many layers of toilet paper before dropping it in the bin. When I come back in the room it's obvious, and this is to Valerie's credit, that she's keen to have a round 2. But I know it ain't gonna happen. Perhaps I should have been more direct and told her to have a quick shower but I didn't have the heart to do that.
We chatted another 15 minutes or so and I politely said goodbye, but inside I was disappointed at how this had played out. I have rarely experienced such terrible hygiene where it matters most with civvies. Why on earth so many WGs can't get this right is, to me, one of life's great mysteries
