External Link/Members OnlyWorst punt/shag ever. A pillow would have made more effort.
Comms, not the best but I did have an issue with my phone which wasn't the best. However a call is quicker than a text.
Onto the meet. The girl in the pictures, defo the same but photoshop is magical. When met by Bella it was like being met by an angry substitute teacher, just not happy at all.
Money exchanged and to business, profile says deep sloppy BJ like a porn star, bzzzzzt wrong answer. OW and it was absolutely dreadful. I usually get hard from a simple flick of the tongue or similar but this time Mau5 junior was like 'nah fam, we're done here' but after 5 minutes (possibly less I was concentrating),we move to sex. Doggy style my fave, surely some redemption.
Nope, it was. Don't go to hard, or deep, or fast. Ok fine I'll be like one of them nodding cats in the Chinese takeaway. Rigid and dull but the ass didn't look to bad. Managed to get a shot off but here's the kicker. I got shouted at for cumming to hard as apparently your dick throbs so much it causes pain. Wait, what? Clearly learnt biology wrong at school me.
Out the door, check phone 19 minutes. Next guy already hanging about the door.
Definitely learnt a valuable lesson, if a SP says no to pretty much everything, it would have been better sitting in my pants at home watching sport.
