Comms, WhatsApp, efficient and quick, booked a day in advance, got address, flat number on punt day. Receptionist mentioned that they don’t do full lesbian show but do kiss and touch each other, that’s fine because I prefer the attention on me.
Place, a basic basement flat on West Cromwell Road, I insisted on using the second bedroom as the first was tiny, Jessy huffed as it was presumably hers.
Girls, I was initially attracted by the fact that both appear to enjoy having oil slavered on their bodies as featured in their profile photos, always a good start.
Eva
External Link/Members Only quoted at 28, 5 feet 3, size 6 and a magnificent pair of bolt ond Jesse
External Link/Members Only 23, 5 feet 2, size 6, both (obviously) brunette with brown eyes, not many blonde Thai girls around.
Services offered that interest me, shared shower, DFK, OWO, RIM, B2B massage, CIM, COB.
In the room they are around 20% of what you see in the photos and both in their thirties, with none of the come hither sexiness or gloss, both have the loose stomach skin associated with childbirth. Eve tried to offer a modicum of engagement, Jessy really couldn’t be arsed.
Action, greeted by them both in cheap maid’s costumes and fluffy slippers, when I say greeted, it was more ushered in, along to the small back bedroom where we undressed, pretty silently as they have fuck all English and me no Thai. A shared shower where Jessy washed her feet then hosed me down like an Albanian car wash and Eva tossed me off and sluiced my undercarriage with some vile supermarket shower gel then dried me and led me by the hand to the bedroom.
Two naked, albeit unattractive females and the slippery gel at least had me hard so I laid back in the bed and Eva gave me a reasonable blow job while Jessy knelt passive aggressively by my head allowing me access to her tits and stubbly pudenta with the odd disinterested peck, a contrast to Eva who offered open mouthed rapid tongue darting kissing, both crap.
I spotted the mirror on the back of the door and took a minute explaining I wanted to stand while they sucked, I mildly facefucked them both with full wet wipe down at change of mouth until releasing hard into Eva’s mouth after a bout of comical moaning by them both.
Clean up then a massage which was full on hard Thai with average skill and a bit painful, went on too long and featured one of them jabbering away to each other and one of them yawning, fucking blissful! I turned over and Eva tried to suck me and oily wank me back to life, no chance, the mood, if there ever was any, was gone, time for shower, dress and hit the road after 40 minutes of meh for £350, shit.