Comms: called to see who was working, was told Jass, who is new so I booked an appointment with her.
Location: Normal G5 massage centre. You can get the exact details from Google.
Price: £35 for a 30 minute massage
Jass: dumpy short, light skinned Indian lady. Not attractive, 3-4/10 facially I'd say.
The massage: This won't be a long review at all. I was completely naked. Jass did a very good untrained deeper style of massage. No CC swipes or anything, but a good massage. As it's G5 you'd have thought they all offer happy ending and extras. On the turnover, massages everywhere but didn't really come close to my dick. I asked if she does any extras and she said no. Asked again right before the end of the massage if she would do an ending for an additional fee of course and she said no. She said she was new, hadn't been trained, but wasn't enjoying the job. Figures. She probably took the job innocently thinking it was a legit massage place.
Pros: Good legit massage.
Cons: No happy ending! Masseuse not very attractive. Left with heavy balls!
It feels harsh giving her a negative, and I probably wouldn't have if it was a new massage place where I wasn't sure if happy endings were on offer. But as it's G5, a place where you naturally expect it to be offered standardly for a fee (plus topless), I have to give it a negative.
