Recommendations for hard sports

[cambsguy]

I know this is not for everyone, so not looking for judgement but keen to experiment and as well as ws, keen to try this (on body not face, and not that sick  )

Ideally east Anglia but open to an hour to an hour and a half from Huntingdon (Cambridgeshire).

[DastardlyDick]

I know this is not for everyone, so not looking for judgement but keen to experiment and as well as ws, keen to try this (on body not face, and not that sick  )

Ideally east Anglia but open to an hour to an hour and a half from Huntingdon (Cambridgeshire).

Not my thing, but there are ladies out there who would do it, going by the number in Norfolk on AW who say they'll do WS, but expect to pay a considerable premium for it.
It often features in the domme/sub scene so maybe a look on websites that cater to that would turn someone up

[cambsguy]

Hard sports is not an option no on aw and often those offering ws don’t.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Not my thing either.

IMHO with this sort of kink, looks at BSDM escorts / ProDommes

[thefilthyfucker]

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Is Ipswitch within you area? This lady, Tink, uses her toilet chair as major selling point including HS. Not sure of the extra cost etc - or if you have to go full domination session to get it. But she does also offer GFE so you can probably get a shag before your chocolate dessert.
Don't forget to report back.

[Alastor22]

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Alena in Mayfair, I don’t know what she goes by these days, but she used to offer them a couple of years ago. Worth enquiring her about it. Please don’t ask me how I know lol 

[Stevelondon]

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Alena in Mayfair, I don’t know what she goes by these days, but she used to offer them a couple of years ago. Worth enquiring her about it. Please don’t ask me how I know lol 

I like the way she refers to her services as procedures 

[JMitchell]

 

[myothernameis]

keen to experiment and as well as ws

So if your keen to try this out, when not do it your self, and go for a poo, scoop it out of the bowl, and then rub it all over yourself.  If your not repulsed by this, then guess when you find an escort, you will enjoy it

[Chazz]

My recommendation would be to get a hepatitis jab before you start.

[Stevelondon]

So if your keen to try this out, when not do it your self, and go for a poo, scoop it out of the bowl, and then rub it all over yourself.  If your not repulsed by this, then guess when you find an escort, you will enjoy it

Mmmmm…… I hope that was written tongue in cheek as it’s rubbish advice.

[webpunter]

Mmmmm…… I hope that was written tongue in cheek as it’s rubbish advice.

TIC, very good 

[versace]

So if your keen to try this out, when not do it your self, and go for a poo, scoop it out of the bowl, and then rub it all over yourself.  If your not repulsed by this, then guess when you find an escort, you will enjoy it

lol.

I’ve drank my own spunk before mixed with 2 raw eggs, but this is next level grim.

[RandomGuy99]

I heard a lot of UK glamour models travel to Dubai to take a dump on rich locals and in return they get wads of cash b

Maybe you can get them to have a dump after different types of meal like a curry or can have a constipation clearer.

[arrow0404]

Never tried HS not my bag - however have tried WS a few times (not on face ) very kinky

[Stevelondon]

HS or WS are not my thing either. But I try not to be judgemental about other peoples kinks.

[webpunter]

HS or WS are not my thing either. But I try not to be judgemental about other peoples kinks.

Have done a brief bit of WS, a civvy wanted to give it a whirl whilst i was in the bath, face ... bothered
It felt ok it gave her the horn & payback was pretty immediate 
Anyone who has been surfing when its chilly knows that having a wazz in a wetsuit is one of life's great pleasures

In contrast the HS enthusiasts IMO are fucked in the head
Not just ref HS, it will permeate to other aspects
Weird at best & certainly not hygienic

If they wanna try wean themselves off their HS kink they can pay me a few hundred sheets
I'll go out with mates of an evening & have a madras + a minimum 6 pints of Nelson
They will need to book in by 10am abs latest the next morning
The explosion [above them] will put them off for life 

[HornyHemel]

If they wanna try wean themselves off their HS kink they can pay me a few hundred sheets
I'll go out with mates of an evening & have a madras + a minimum 6 pints of Nelson
They will need to book in by 10am abs latest the next morning
The explosion [above them] will put them off for life 

 

[anotherwoody69]

I heard a lot of UK glamour models travel to Dubai to take a dump on rich locals and in return they get wads of cash b

Maybe you can get them to have a dump after different types of meal like a curry or can have a constipation clearer.

A number of Instagram "models" are known as Dubai "porta potty" material, with (apparently) rich locals paying a fortune to have a dump on them.

[Colston36]

So if your keen to try this out, when not do it your self, and go for a poo, scoop it out of the bowl, and then rub it all over yourself.  If your not repulsed by this, then guess when you find an escort, you will enjoy it

What an asinine suggestion. The closest analogy is that wanking gives the same pleasure as fucking.

[RandomGuy99]

A number of Instagram "models" are known as Dubai "porta potty" material, with (apparently) rich locals paying a fortune to have a dump on them.

Well if you got it, you might as well make money from it. £10K and a flight to Dubai for you to have a dump on someone sounds ok to me.

[dreamwrx]

I've always found snooker ridiculously hard.

But back on topic, my recommendation would be please let us all on here know when you've visited a lass for actual hard sports services - because I for one would run a mile before I went anywhere near her. I know, a bit judgmental, but it personally gives me the creeps that people like doing that stuff (had several bad experiences with lasses who hadn't been diligent enough with the Kleenex over the years ... easily enough to turn me off it).

[tightfoot69]

I have tried WS a few times if I have found the lady really attractive. It is a great feeling especially when it doesn’t taste of anything.

Hard sports is too far though for me and I can like some weird stuff.

[GoodLookinGuy]

Funniest thread I've read in ages 

[maxxblue]

I've always found snooker ridiculously hard.

But back on topic, my recommendation would be please let us all on here know when you've visited a lass for actual hard sports services - because I for one would run a mile before I went anywhere near her. I know, a bit judgmental, but it personally gives me the creeps that people like doing that stuff (had several bad experiences with lasses who hadn't been diligent enough with the Kleenex over the years ... easily enough to turn me off it).

Who wipes their arse with Kleenex? 

Kleenex is for noses; Andrex is for arses 

[webpunter]

I've always found snooker ridiculously hard.

Easy pink or more difficult brown ?

[Steveni86]

I heard a lot of UK glamour models travel to Dubai to take a dump on rich locals and in return they get wads of cash b

Maybe you can get them to have a dump after different types of meal like a curry or can have a constipation clearer.

I think they get dumped on

[Steveni86]

Who wipes their arse with Kleenex? 

Kleenex is for noses; Andrex is for arses 

I use baby wipes and have done for years

[big-al93]

I think they get dumped on

  Is it just me that finds it even more weird/disgusting that a guy would pay to shit on a woman, than paying a woman to shit on him?
Feels like it would be a need to degrade or debass the SP, although I doubt there's many that would receive HS.

[Iceman90]

I love WS, only if the girl is an absolute stunner mind. Hardsports turns me on through porn videos but I’d never go through with it in real life. The smell must be awful and what do you do with it after? Plus the girls crazy enough to do it aren’t the best looking…

[Colston36]

My recommendation would be to get a hepatitis jab before you start.

Essential. Piss is sterile; shit is not. Piss is fun, scat is seriously perverse, and very few girls offer it. I know three in Devon, South Wales and West Midlands.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Suppose some might offer Diarrhea as a speclist activity Colston;?!...

[Stevelondon]

I love WS, only if the girl is an absolute stunner mind. Hardsports turns me on through porn videos but I’d never go through with it in real life. The smell must be awful and what do you do with it after? Plus the girls crazy enough to do it aren’t the best looking…
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Again…… it’s not on my likes list. But I would disagree with your last comment.

[LauraHoD]

Probably a pro dom would be your best bet. Doesn't really fall into to GFE category. Someone that does hard/ extreme domination is probably most likely to be up for it. Expect to pay quite a high rate since is quite a specialised service and probably would require preparation and err...cleaning up after!!

[LauraHoD]

I believe a SP called Kitty that works at Directors Lodge in East midlands does it. I work there sometimes but I have never met her but I heard she does it.

[LauraHoD]

I heard a lot of UK glamour models travel to Dubai to take a dump on rich locals and in return they get wads of cash b

Maybe you can get them to have a dump after different types of meal like a curry or can have a constipation clearer.

I have also heard its a popular request in the middle east...maybe that's what happens when people can't drink alcohol!! They have to get there excitement(or excrememt)in other ways!!

[RandomGuy99]

Golf

[webpunter]

Golf

Brilliant 

[Longinthetooth]

Brilliant 

Fore

[webpunter]

Fore

Right
or left, tho less common on this
Most golfers tend to push it right
Like pushing the stool in

[magnetico]

Good timing, I'm reading this thread while taking a dump (in a toilet).