Comms: by WhatsApp, easy at first but then left waiting in my car for 20 minutes.
Cost: £45 (massage) + £60 ( b2b and owo )
Location: Bagshot
So I contacted Oriental flower by WhatsApp over the weekend, asked if there was a time when I could see the girls available and choose who I like.
Was told there was a 4 hands booked at 11 a.m, if I arrive at 12 I could choose.
I arrive at 11:55, send a WhatsApp. No response. Send another message 5 minutes later, still nothing.
Eventually at 12:15 I get told I can come up.
Go upstairs and get ushered into a room by a short lady, probably in her 50's which I didn't find attractive at all.
Had that short, square flat ass kinda body. Think of SpongeBob with tits and you won't be far off.
Ask her if I can choose and she says no the other girl is busy.
Explained to her that I was promised that I could choose, but her English wasn't great so had a hard time explaining.
So with the choice of going home or giving this bird a try, I foolishly opt for the latter.
Strip off, massage was ok I guess.
Very business like for around half an hour, before the odd cc swipe and reach under.
She asks the inevitable. At first she wanted £100 for b2b and owo, but I got her to agree to £60.
No chance I'd pay more than that
Body to body was pretty rubbish, but she actually had a lovely pair of tits so I feasted on them.
Oral started with her between my legs and was pretty decent.
Then she turns around for 69, took one wiff of that muff and I thought not a bloody chance I'm licking that.
Honestly couldn't breathe from the smell.
Eventually shot my load all over her chest and I couldn't get dressed and get out of there fast enough.
It was pretty much bang on time anyway, but felt quite disgusted with myself for going through with it with what looked like someone's nan
She did get in the shower, so the smelly minge doesn't seem to be through hygiene.
Anyway so this morning I get an unsolicited WhatsApp from oriental flower telling me who is working this week.
Told them I'd not be returning due to the experience I had, to which she replied that the girl in question is not coming back. It was her first week.
Guess I wasn't the only one to complain.
Think I'll still give it a wide berth anyway.
It's a shame as sometimes just lying back and getting taken care of makes a nice change.
Think I'll stick with punting in future
