Lisa - Victoria House Lutterworth

[EastMidsBloke]

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Seemed like ages since my last bit of fun (probably a month previous but that's against every week pre-covid)
I'd been trying to sort something with a couple of independents on AW - what a waste of time that was. Back to the tried and (fairly well) trusted - so I gave Victoria House a ring. Was told Lisa and Melanie were available for my time preference. I've already seen Melanie twice (both times great stuff) including that last punt a month ago - so I went with Lisa, always an excitement to try someone new I reckon.

Victoria House:
Just down the hill from the town centre with a fairly discreet entrance through an archway. No problems.
Into reception, just me and the reception lady - shown to one of the rooms upstairs - all similar, big bed, loads of mirrors (ceiling included) and quite dimly lit. For the hour it was £25 to reception then £140 to Lisa.

The Girl:
I swear when Lisa walked into the room, I honestly thought they had sent the wrong girl up!  In my opinion, she looks absolutely nothing like her profile photo's whatsoever - facially, or bodily. She looks older, shorter, and heavier, her hair was completely different, certainly colour-wise. But still - looked a bit naughty in her underwear and certainly talked a good game so lets get on with it. She was very chatty (Yorkshire accent), friendly, and suggestive from the start 

The hour:
I have read other reviews of her on here and it seems like she has a regular routine - "lie on your front and I'll give you a massage" (crap) which then leads onto turning over for her to give OWO. I'll give her her due, she stuck at it for a good while but it was pretty average if that. I can't remember how, but I did end up giving her RO, no problems here - fresh, clean, and responsive. That led to full protected sex - she sort of told me she was going on top and then we moved to missionary. There was some light kissing and some verbal encouragement, it was ok. Finished me off with oral and mostly hand job - obviously the last bit always feels great doesn't it? After a brief chatty spell, we both got up and got dressed - she was ready before me and said her goodbye. I did look at my watch, about 55 mins.

Summary:
I reckon just about a Neutral here. The misleading profile and the bang-average at best services provided, made me think about a 'Negative' - The better part was her attitude, personality, and at least she appeared keen to please - maybe she's just a bit worn out? Maybe just a bad day?
Would I see her again? No way. All the other girls I've seen at VH were far better.

[Charliehutton]

I've had so much fun in there I can almost feel your disappointment, EMB.

She must be in her early fifties by now, I would think; whether her low AW number indicates that she started a long, long time ago I'm not sure;
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She's been a busy girl, too, on the rotas at several parlours as well as an independent, but she still clocks up some positive reviews, so hopefully you just caught her on an off day.

[Stongwee53]

I saw her recently at spangles working independant. See my review. Whilst i completely agree with the photos being missleading i found her attractive enough but we seemed to hit it off straight away so much the first thing she did after getting me a drink was play with my cock. The massage came after the deed was done. Maybe she works to a different routine at this place. I wouldnt rush back to see her but would certainly consider her if i was really struggling to sort a meet last minute

[avfc1999]

I saw her a couple of years ago - she was also a neutral for me. Nothing was especially bad but she just didn’t click for me. Maybe years of doing this have made her a bit ambivalent.

My personal recommendation: Alice. An older lady but great fun and provides a fantastic service. I’ve reviewed her previously.

[Ste1977]

She used to be one of my favorites used to give a great bj and was really fun. That said, I have not seen her since before Covid and even 4 years ago i felt she was starting to look old. The Victoria house photos definetely make the best of all the girls. 

[mr.bluesky]

I saw her at Victoria House well over  10 years ago, said in her profile she was in her 30's back then so she must be at least 50 by now
 A pretty decent service if I remember correctly.  She is probably been at VH longer than any one else on their books.

[mancsguy1975]

I concur with all the replies above. I saw lisa a couple of years before covid and she was ok looking and whilst her service was ok, ive had better.

VH certainlyndo their best to make their pics look good, but in lisas case they should be updated