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External Link/Members OnlyAnother from my Fulham/Putney/Hammersmith TOFTT Series; I'm visiting places that either have not been reviewed or have been reviewed many years ago that are not well-known happy ending places. (I spend my money so you don't have to!)
Location: 179 Dawes Road; without question the nicest spa I've seen to date; there appear to be 8 (!) massage rooms, at least one with an en-suite shower
Comms: Booked on Fresha
Fee: £65 for a 1-hour Thai deep tissue massage; 10% discount for cash, so I paid £60. They accept credit cards.
Provider: Witchita (I believe her nickname is Cheeta) is a cute late-20s/early-30s Thai girl. I'd say she is 5'2" and medium build. She has a cute face and short dark hair. She wore a massage uniform with black top and black yoga pants. (You can see her photo on the Fresha web site if you are interested.)
Services: They give you slippers to walk from the lobby to the room! There's also a dude working at the front desk (a first for me). I was told to leave my underwear on during the massage.
Cheeta started with a fairly tame massage for a deep tissue, but after I told her she could go harder, the gloves came off and she started to really go deep. There was significant back walking, knees in the glutes, side of foot on the calf, elbows in the scapula, etc. For the first 20 minutes she was crawling all over me and the massage table to apply painful pressure to various locations on my body. At one point she did something I've never had done before when she stepped on the bottoms of my feet with her heel or knee. This was an eye opener! She hit a lot of painful spots and it was a great massage. There was also a fair amount of stretching and bending that were really great. One thing that I appreciated but should probably complain about was that she didn't spend 5 solid minutes digging into the two knots on my upper back. While I know they need it, it really is painful to dig into them for so long, and while she did hit them, she didn't over do it.
After the flip, she hit my legs, arms and shoulders, and spent a fair amount of time massaging my while I sat up on the table. She finished with a face massage and head massage which were quite relaxing. In fact, somehow I felt like I could fall asleep throughout the entire massage even though she was torturing me throughout. I guess that's a skill.
Not gonna lie: while it's always nice to have a pretty girl's hands all over your body, this was one of the least arousing massages I've had. On the other hand, it was a very high quality massage and I left feeling much better than when I went in. Due to its location and the quality of service, I think this be my new go-to when I'm not looking for HR. (I keep saying that!)
Verdict: If you want a happy ending (and given this site, you probably do!), look elsewhere. If you want a very high quality massage from a cutie, you might give Cheeta a go.
