Author Topic: Finlandia, Vicky, Northolt Harrow Ruislip  (Read 1342 times)

Offline jimbobster

My usual go to massage wasn't available,  had seen a few reviews of this place.   Seemed cheap on the door,  and previous review had said Vicky was a bit of a Milf.  Figured I'd try it as another good cheap local option.

Door fee,  25 for 30min
Extras....   Rip off.   40 for hand job,  albeit topless.   I'd have paid more for her to keep them covered.

No idea how previous review classed her as a Milf.   She must be almost 60.  Not remotely attractive.   Not a great figure.  I was going she was just the receptionist when I went in.   Really should have walked then,  but had been building the horn all day,  do wanted to check the service.

Room,  very small.   Dirty looking towel on the massage table,  covered with usual paper strip.   It's not a flat massage table,  it's raised at one end,  so face down massage is uncomfortable.
The massage ourselves was lacklustre.   Light strokes,  not that great with any cc swipes or reach unders.
On the turn,  asked if I wanted hard job or bj.   Opted for hand job,  told 40 quid.   I baulked.   Said going rate was 20 everywhere.   She was having none of it.   Should have walked,  but wanted a release.
Agreed reluctantly.   She knew it was my first visit there,  so thought she might have wanted to try for repeat business,  but she wouldn't budge.
Any way,  the shock of the 40 quid killed my mood,  not helped when she took off the bra.   Little chap just wasn't interested any more.  She tried to awaken him but I was just lying there regretting my choice.

Got up,  got dressed.   She said she hoped I liked the massage and would be back.   I said at those prices,  not a chance.  And walked.

Awful over priced service with an old unattractive provider.
Avoid like the plague.

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Offline jimbobster

Yeah,  sorry,  forgot to find the website before I started typing
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Offline Sunny

Did she have big tits? BBW size 16+?

Offline jimbobster

She wasn't BBW size.   Probably 14-16, just a bit of a granny body!
Seriously,  I wouldn't bother unless grannies get you off.

Offline NickA

This old dump still going!? It was quite rotten even in the 90s.

I remember getting wanked off in there by a Chinese woman during Princess Diana's funeral. They had the service on the telly in the reception area. Bit offputting, to be frank.


Offline chipchap

Getting a Wank during the funeral 🤣🤣 surreal!!

Offline NickA

Getting a Wank during the funeral 🤣🤣 surreal!!

Made even more surreal by the fact that my masseuse was a bit teary about the whole thing. But, you know, when needs must……  :rolleyes:

Offline NickA

She wasn't BBW size.   Probably 14-16, just a bit of a granny body!
Seriously,  I wouldn't bother unless grannies get you off.

From what I recall they were fond of a granny in that place - and I'm not talking a fit sixtysomething, I am talking a proper old nana-on-the-bus type.

There was one who used to wear big old girl bra and knickers, with fat freckly tits and a mumsy old hairdo. She used to talk about "naughties" in what she thought was a seductive voice. "Any naughties for you today?……… Oooh naughties." I could feel my penis retreat into my body, like Tommy the Tortoise preparing for hibernation. Shudder.