Lynda Thai Massage - Birmingham

[CigarSmoke]

Booked Lynda in April, first week of the month.

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On Wheeleys Lane in Birmingham. £60 an hour for a full body massage, HE already included. Booked for 5pm.

Pleasant lady and chatty. Nice massage. Strong at the start but she forgot to keep applying firm pressure after one third of the way through. Hard massage on my calf, can't remember where else hard massages went. Every where else is less hard.

Less time was spent on my front body. There isn't a lot to massage anyway. Just legs and chest and shoulders. I don't like front body massages in general regardless which masseuse I go to. I could've kept my straight so she can massage the quadriceps and hip flexors but I let my legs be too relaxed so they ended up rolled sideways so Lynda massaged my adductors instead of my quads. Fuck sake.

I also don't like stomach massages during front body massages. Again it doesn't matter which masseuse I use. Makes me tense up. I think the reason is it's survival mechanism. In the jungle or back in the caveman days, if you get stabbed in the stomach or a large hungry animal such as a sabre tooth tiger bit you there, you're dead guaranteed. Due to blood loss, damaged intestines, cut stomach and so on.

And then front massage is done Lynda ends the session by tossing me off. Just a generic hand job, nothing more else to say about it. She gets tissues out and wipe me up. I put on my clothes and talk to her for several minutes then I leave.

Would I visit again? I ain't enthusiastic. I don't always book massages.

Anything that makes Lynda stand out from other masseuse? Errmm.... no.

Do I approve Lynda's massage and her performance? Of course.

[Andywb]

Thanks for the review. I've saw this advert a while back and wondered what she is like?
Age?
 What did she look like? Slim? Breasts? Facially?
What was she wearing - any cleavage or legs showing? Did she let you touch her butt while she tossed you off?

[CigarSmoke]

She would be mid-forties. Big woman, like at least size 12. Can't remember boob size. No cleavage nor legs showing. She's just wearing her normal clothes so not revealing. She wasn't hot. I don't care if its a pretty or ugly woman giving me a massage. If she's ugly then I definitely won't shag her or kiss her or anything like that. At the very most I'll let her massage me and use her hands to siphon sperm and semen from me penis if she offers it.

I didn't bother touching her at all. Advert doesn't say I can touch her so I didn't bother asking. When looking for a massage I prioritise the massage more than the sexual aspect of it such as touching her or rub my body with her boobs. Boobs apply fuck all pressure on my muscles. So the massage with Lynda was a normal massage, not sexual.

Touching the masseuse was never on my agenda. I might consider finding a massage service that allows touching in future.

[Andywb]

Thanks for the info
I expect a decent massage with a HE. It should not be both not 'either or'. An attractive lady with a bit of flirting always adds to the experience.  Ideally I like teasing sensual strokes on my cock to start ASAP so it's a long build up to the HE.

[baseball_99]

Is this not the same woman?

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[bonham]

I never ask for a hard strong massage but when one does it I realy love it but not very often a woman can keep doing it for a hour.
I remember long time ago yna telling me she was training a Chinese young guy  to massage and would I mind him doing a four hand same price for training
I seid ok.
And gota say one of the best massages I've had it was quite late at night and yna ended up lying on the bed in the same room going asleep for the last 30 minutes.
It was when she used to do massages on the floor. What a strong massage that was and brilliant . Yana seid next time I went he asked if I would like to book him has a customer he enjoyed it.
I didn't book him

[CigarSmoke]

Is this not the same woman?

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Can't remember. Sorry. I remember how the massage service went, not so much what she looked like. I just have vague memory. I don't care if she's attractive or unattractive. I wanted a massage and want my muscles rubbed. And I need a woman that is competent, and Lynda was that.

[seandana]

Is this not the same woman?

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Phone numbers on both ads are the same.

[baseball_99]

As the OP says " Big woman, like at least size 12"
But the pic looks small and petite.
I've tried ringing this number a few times but can never get through.