Author Topic: HELEN OF THAI - Lincoln - Tasty Thai Milf  (Read 2497 times)


22 review(s) for Helen_sexythai (18 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Snagbadjer

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The comms
All done by text. No dramas. I received the same message twice, though.

The agreement
£70 for 30 mins plus £10 extra for kissing.

The location
Familiar house in St Giles. A council estate dump with kids sitting on the road, chavettes slouching around in slippers outdoors, rusty bikes in overgrown gardens etc. Couple of shady looking young blokes passed by me in their second-rate car and eyeballed me. I think the last local census showed unemployment in that area at about 98%

The girl
Very tidy. Toned and tattooed. Neat little bob haircut. Big fat lips (more of that later), perky little tits with large nipples. Lots of jewellery - rings, bracelets, ankle bracelets. Friendly demeanour. Basic English - very basic. She looks pretty enough in the AW pictures, but I thought she was much hotter in person. Had a really fun vibe. More of a "This makes me loads of money and I can fly around the world" Thais than a "I need this to scratch out an existence to subsidise my extended family back in the motherland" ones.

The meet
I had asked to come straight away but was told to wait half an hour. Never a nice feeling, as you know you are then following some other punter. Waited in the car listening to a bit of music (Kasabian) and, once summoned, made my way down. Was warned not to knock etc. but I know the drill by now.

Inside the house was was immediately ushered upstairs before I'd even had a chance to sample the merchandise. But I've been to this place before and mostly had very satisfying punts so was relaxed enough.

I was attracted to this lady. I think she's a few years older than me, but when it comes to ages, I can be well off the mark. She's definitely thirties, at least, but you know what these Asian ladies are like: they have bodies of teens. They certainly put the umpah lumpahs where I work to shame.

Confirmed services and then got my kit off while she stashed the cash. She was gone a good two minutes so I got my timer ready and arranged my stuff neatly.

When she returned I went straight in for some DFK. Complimented her on her tattoos and pink outfit. I always find a compliment or two helps establish a rapport. I got on the bed and noticed that the cover on top of the quilt felt wet towards one side. Luckily, I believe this was oil. Must have been the punter before me who I had to wait for. If he's only had a massage, I'll give this lady a good seeing to, I thought.

Started with oral with a condom. I do enjoy OWO but it's not a deal breaker if I can't have it. I'm certainly not paying extra for it. But I will pay extra for kissing as it guarantees instant arousal and I know I'll be able to stay aroused for at least half an hour without any need for pills or aids. I closed my eyes to immerse myself and after maybe one minute she hopped on for some cowgirl. I'd have liked to decide when I was done with the BJ but I am not about to tell a fit Thai bird to jump off my crotch once she's climbing on. Some nice riding while I got a mouthful of those wonderful nipples she has - big and hard and stayed that way for the full meet.

"You want to get on top of me?" she asked. Not one to turn a lady down, so went to move her into missionary but ended up sat down while she laid on her back. This turned out to be a great move as I was able to get a really good rhythm and hit her in just the right spot. Had her cumming after about five minutes, which is a massive turn on for me.

Switched to doggy and pounded away for a good ten minutes. The bed is noisy as hell, so if anyone was in the next room I hope they had some good sound cancelling headphones. I could have stayed like this forever but moved her into prone bone and grinded away while leaning in for some kissing. Not much tongues involved, though.

I caught a glimpse of her Smart watch (17:55 mins in). No need to rush. Only just over halfway through the punt. Got her back in missionary and enjoyed the view for the rest of the punt. When a WG is into the meet the whole thing is just so much more enjoyable. The only WGs I've had that had this were English, Thai and (some) Brazilian. Never the Roms, ofc.

She cleaned me up while I caught my breath. I asked her who else was working there. "You need two women?" she answered. Yes, I do, as I'm greedy. But I found her so hot that I might just see her gain.

Conclusion
Came away very satisfied. Would probably go again tbh. Used to dislike visiting the same girl twice, but I've ticked almost every box now (black, white, Asian, big, small etc.) that I feel it is appropriate to seek out the same thing again.




Offline Charliehutton

Cracking review, Snag; there's something deliciously seedy, somehow, about punting on such a down-at-heel estate.

There's a lot to like about this girl, by the sound of it; an attractive Oriental Milf who takes it up the arse...and another good one passing through Lincoln, too.

Offline Snagbadjer

Cracking review, Snag; there's something deliciously seedy, somehow, about punting on such a down-at-heel estate.

There's a lot to like about this girl, by the sound of it; an attractive Oriental Milf who takes it up the arse...and another good one passing through Lincoln, too.

Ooh, who's the other one, mate? Do you have the link?

I did see another fit looking Thai but she was in Spalding and that's too much of a trek for me.

Offline Charliehutton

Ooh, who's the other one, mate? Do you have the link?

I did see another fit looking Thai but she was in Spalding and that's too much of a trek for me.

Sorry, Snag, my misleading wording, I meant Helen herself.

Offline Snagbadjer

No worries, Charlie. There is this one, though: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only, but she's charging £80 even before the extras come into play, so I'm not interested.

This one's in Spalding and I rang her (or the maid), and requested them to stop by Lincoln sometime . . . External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only