Booking happened a few days ago now with the well reviewed Lisa. Was in the area and thought I’d see if she was free.
External Link/Members OnlyBooking all via text, received a list of services and prices (FS not listed) and meet was arranged for later on the same day. 1hr B2B for £80 Postcode given.
Arrived at the given postcode and sent message to say I was on the street. Lisa called and directed me to right place. It’s a very quiet little cul de sac, no issues with parking etc. The building itself is disgusting. Stairs are really filthy, the map to find which floor you need etc is just a brown piece of paper stuck to the wall, handwritten. Not good vibes.
Eventually located the right apartment and was greeted by Lisa. Sorting the paperwork and Lisa offers FS for an extra £40. I had the cash so decided to treat myself. £120 handed over.
Onto the massage and Lisa is good but something just isn’t right. She spent ages on my legs and arms. Tried to have a chat and she’s unreceptive. Finally she moves onto my upper body and before I know it I’m asked to turn over. Minimal B2B at this point. Flip over and again it’s a very brief upper body massage and on with the bag. Quick OW and then straight to mish. As with the massage, I just don’t think she was feeling it. Made nice noises and all but, very robotic. Filled the bag and she insists on more massaging but again, she’s just going to town on my legs and arms. Quick pit stop to do a quick head and shoulders massage and then she tells me to go and take a shower. Shower was pretty gross, tiny and very hot.
Overall, an OK experience. I’ve gone with a Neutral. She seemed super nice but maybe just not having a good day or didn’t like the way I looked. Who knows. Would I return? Probably not.
