Linda - Siam Sauna - Southampton
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Had a window of opportunity for a punt. Looked about and no SP's available after ringing about. Opted for plan B - Siam Sauna which is generally ok for a plan b punt.
Comms
On the phone the handler spoke perfect English. I explained I needed a punt in 60 min time all ok, 2 girls to choose from but I opted for Linda. TOFTT. We agreed £60 for 30 min punt as I was short on time. I paid the SP an additional £20 for OWO.
Location:
Near Horton Heath. A bit of a run down ind. unit.
The girl:
Linda as the pictures. (They come and go) They were not up at the time of the punt. The picture is of the SP. Not too attractive. Large Fun Bags. Spoke poor English. Probably around 45yo body size 12 ish.
Service:
I only wanted a pump and dump with an OWO BJ. I had a boner on as I was feeling fucking horny. I wanted to cut out all the jacuzzi and massage BS. Straight into the business for 30 min shag.
Onto a bit of foreplay. No. let's fuck about with music. Ok, Now let's fuck about with towels? No I don't want a jacuzzi, let's get straight to it. No let's fuck about with talk. English poor. (Mumbles so I could not understand a word but I think it's English)
I try to kiss, no I don't like. She says finger me, I try she says no I don't like. Ok how about OWO that I paid £20 for.. minor attempt- no I don't like. Ok what now? I go down for some mango munching, no I don't like.
"Fuck me in mish" - ok , I stick it in once and I get "you're too big, - let's try doggy". At this point it was - what do you fucking like?
Now, I am bored I go soft, so I decided to fuck off, go home and have a wank as mr hard is now mr floppy and I have lost all interest.
Positives: (other girls here have been good), nice fun bags. This SP - er Not recommended. Save your money.
Negatives: Miserable, incoherent, all over the place your worst nightmare. (you'll get less grief from the missus.)
Return
Siam yes, Linda no steer clear.
