Punt happened today. July 23rd 2023. Evening.
I was torn between Jen at Thai Orchid and Oriental Message
Fired a text off to both to check availability
OM responded rapidly with a generic copy and paste of services on offer along with details on how to find location. Advised me to text 5min before arrival.
A few hours later TO texted to say that they have booked me in with “jane” that day. (I requested Jen, perhaps a typo from them?) I was slightly worried I’d end with with some fat pudding, so declined.
After much thought I decided to play a lucky dip and choose OM. I texted asking the age and a photo of the SP, the reply was “ok” …that’s it! I knew a photo probably wouldn’t be sent but a name and age would have been nice.
Red flag noted, still decided to take the risk.
Location: Lytham road, located amongst a row of semi-deserted shops. A big pink shop sign “oriental massage” Not the best of roads in Blackpool as traffic can get quite busy, and certainly not the most discreet of locations, as I live relatively close.
The exterior of OM looks tatty and the shutters were down, the above flat from outside looks like a typical Chinese takeaway flat (dirty cracked windows and grubby curtains)
I was told to ring the bell on the brown door.
Big sigh, I push the bell. “Please be fit, please be fit, not a granny” I mumble
to myself.
My back is against the busy flow of traffic on Lytham road, I’m keeping my head bowed down, hoping she answers quickly so I don’t get spotted by somebody that I know.
The door opens fairly quickly,
The Girl:
I’d say mid 40’s. Looked a bit dumpy upon first sight. I was not impressed at all. I was hoping she was just the receptionist…. Unfortunately not!!
I should have just walked away.
My expectations at this point are now dramatically low.
Led to a small-ish room. Room was comfortable and warm.
Paid £45 for the hour. She left room to stash the cash and I led on the bed face down. Bed was okay, a bit firm.
She came back in and oiled me up. I must say the massage was spot on! 10/10. She put her iPhone on with relaxing music. Can’t fault the body massage at all!
After about 15min she asked me to turn over, still flaccid, she says “I get naked for £50” part of me wanted to say no, but thought fuck it let’s just do it.
She gets on top of me and starts rubbing her tits in my face. This felt nice. But Here’s where it went downhill.. I could smell cigarettes on her and also a strong aroma of garlic from her breath. I thought there’s no fucking chance of me cumming!
Tits out, typical saggy 40yo tittles, nice nips. Unfortunately her face didn’t do it for me, too old for my liking. Voice a bit horse too. Body was decent but nothing special.
She put her pussy in my face and let me lick her out (69 position) nice tidy minge, smelt clean and very responsive to my tongue action. I even licked her arsehole which she liked. She said I can do whatever I want to her minge as long as I don’t stick fingers up.
All this time she gave me quite a fast HJ. Too much oil to feel any good sensation.
After desperately trying to make me cum she complains of a sore arm. Then calls me her “number 1” I asked her what she means? , she said most men cum quickly so I’m her number 1. Lol
I knew at this point I was not going to cum, despite the excellent massage she just didn’t turn me on enough. Plus the garlic smell was horrible.
I give up and she finished the session off with a back massage.
A pleasant lady, but not for me. She said she’s here for 2 weeks then moving to London. Typical!! I draw the short straw again!
Looks 3/10
Body 4/10
Minge 9/10
Persona 7/10
Only positive is I got to lick her out and she tasted good. Also nice natural tits which I like. She was enthusiastic but she just didn’t give me the horn I hoped for.
I won’t return. At best worth £40. Paid £100. These Chinese girls on rota are a massive risk and from my experience you’re likely to get a girl over age.
Should have just booked 30min, I’ll never learn!
So yeah, should have gone to Jane/ Jen at TO.
