hello thanks for having me

im obsessing about a certain risky (and admittedly idiotic yes) punt and was hoping for a glimpse of the site's rich expertise in dos, donts and where solvable - solutions for keeping sound your boy's sweet, filthy and much desired longevity (to the contrary to what you might think after reading what follows :')
the scenario being a street sex worker with their favorite substances picked-up and brought by myself to my semi-detached for a filthy, drug enhanced and most certainly a video-recorded session worthy any measly globetrotter such as myself.
now i think i understand and can appreciate the immediate - and much instinctive, frankly - reaction some of you might have, and i am not much interested in reiterating what i already know s.a. "it's just not worth it completely and absolutely" because i know that. i know that, you know? know, that i do indeed know that, cheers. so its a scenario, a fantasy if you will, for which id like to find (god be willing!) a set of rules, in simplest terms, for achieving highest possible probability of accomplishing this without anything majorly cocking up (or any little shit like being fed too much and left scraps of stripped wallpaper to collect, etc. i.e. a whole shabang.
as you can see this is coming from a... "punter"... one might be kind enough to call "inexperienced", but as such i will have eternal appreciation for any constructive piece of info any bit and bob, tip and hint.
i hope at least some of it makes sense else happy to clarify andor discuss otherwise! also please do keep in mind i wont poo on your yum when push comes to shove, cheers! also im obviously not actually capable of stopping anyone from writing and expressing whatever tf they want. if this thread is deemed to burn then lets make it fun at least. thank you for your time.
EOM