DaniConchello69UKTour Glasgow

[Glesgaboy]

External Link/Members Only

30 mins incall £100

Spotted her rave reviews on here, liked her AW page and booked - during one of her regular Glesga visits back in spring.

Comms - easy by text. Same Day.
Venue - short term rental fit for purpose

Girl -Main reason for the Neutral was that her profile page says 39 yo and size 8.
WTF ! No way size 8 - probably not a 10.  Lucky is she is a size 12 imho
Age - the usual add the VAT and you get low/mid 40's to be more accurate.
Facially - smiley but defo no head turner.

The meet - So there I was a bit deflated all except for my cock lol.
So I thought Hey Ho lets have a go with this hoe!

Services were all delivered with a smile and some enthusiasm.
She's a friendly big lass - OWO, FF, RO, baws licked well and then protected sex in a few positions.

Her size made flexibility etc an issue but her pussy was tightish...with 2 studs and shaven...it tasted fresh but not the most responsive to my tongue work.
A few fake moans thrown in....and after filling the bag....
I took a shower and then fukt off.

Decent shag.  Good OWO.
The girl is the one in the pics, but thy are old and/or flattering

Not worth £100 HH.
Won't be back to see her.

[Abdhal]

Thanks for the review. 
A bit surprised to read this. 
Think one problem is, escorts charging a ton you expect a brilliant return for your money.
Punting, especially in Scotland is an expensive hobby now. 

[Clattypats]

Would you say based on yours and others Gb that it's probably quite constructive in reviews to mention size/age at the time of reviewing?

Or just go off of performance/bravado 

[Problem Child]

Shit dude! Looks like we’re on different ends of the scale re her physical attractiveness..
I found her sexy af. /resisting the urge to use a cliché here..

She’s def no an 8, but I didn’t find her pics/vids misleading. Although I did stump up for the pg and mibbe had a wank or 2 over her Aw vids before visiting.. 😁

[Glesgaboy]

Would you say based on yours and others Gb that it's probably quite constructive in reviews to mention size/age at the time of reviewing?

Or just go off of performance/bravado 

Evening Clatty
Interesting question and after much deliberation on this I would usually major on the services etc ( I leave the bravado to others. They know who they are  )
I always expect a bitta BS in a profile.
But I feel when there’s a significant gap between the profile page and the reality it has a notable impact on rating , as in this case. 

[Glesgaboy]

Shit dude! Looks like we’re on different ends of the scale re her physical attractiveness..
I found her sexy af. /resisting the urge to use a cliché here..

She’s def no an 8, but I didn’t find her pics/vids misleading. Although I did stump up for the pg and mibbe had a wank or 2 over her Aw vids before visiting.. 😁

Buonas Nochas PC
It seems that the old adage - beauty ( and shagworthiness) is in the eye of the beholder - remains true after all these years.
As regards your , frankly shocking disclosures regarding your wanking , not only did it cause me to choke on my very continental breakfast, it reminded me this is an escort review site and not a wanking review site. Perhaps you need to save that for another platform…