External Link/Members OnlyI won't be returning to this place after my most recent visit which was terrible.
Price paid£60 for 30 mins
Services receivedSucked her tits, OW, Sex in Missionary
What she didn't allowKissing, fingering, RO (and probably anything else that I didn't bother to try as I gave up lol)
CommsSent a text asking if there was a young girl there. Was told yes. Asked if I could come now. Was told yes.
LocationJust off the ring road, definitely NG8 postcode, not far from McDonalds and Enterprise Rent A Car. It's a house with two rooms upstairs, one with a massage table where "Lucy" the maid/pimp does legit massages (she doesn't provide any services because she has a family) and the other has a bed where the visiting young Chinese girls perform FS
The girlChinese girl, early to mid 20s. Pretty face but she never smiles, avoids eye contact, chubby body - probably had a kid quite recently judging my the belly. Slightly hairy minge. Tits are B cup and a bit saggy, not firm at all. She's a bit miserable and clearly doesn't enjoy what she is doing, just in it for the money. She speaks zero English.
The actionWhen I arrived the girl was still with a client. First negative as I hate that. I was told to "come now" but if she was already with someone why not just tell me to come in half an hour. I was ushered into the massage room and told she would be "5 minutes". Had a brief chat with Lucy and told her I probably won't bother as I'd rather not wait. She assured me I won't be disappointed as the girl is young and hot. Decided to wait like a twat
After 5 minutes I heard the last punter leaving and Lucy showed him out. The young girl appeared on the landing (Lucy told me her name was "Lina") and she was already fully dressed in a kind of maids outfit. Lucy appeared from downstairs and again I considered walking because Lina obviously hadn't showered. I said "isn't she going to shower?". Lucy then spoke to Lina in Chinese and she went into the bathroom to take a shower. Lucy took me into the bedroom and told me she would give me a massage while I waited. She also took the £60 off me so I couldn't do a runner lol. I stripped off and Lucy splashed some oil on my back and started a half hearted massage with one hand while she also answered her phone to a punter with the other.
Then Lina appeared still wet from the shower and with a towel round her. Lucy left the room. I expected Lina to initiate a massage or fondling or something but instead she just sat on the bed doing nothing and not even looking at me. I said "massage?" but she just said "no English". I went to kiss her but she turned her head. OK so no kissing. I went to touch her pussy but she pushed my hand away. OK so no fingering. She then reached for a condom and I thought OK she's one of those, just wants it over with. Not a hint of a smile and no eye contact. I was now resigned to this being a shit punt. She put the condom on my soft dick with her hands in a very awkward fashion. She is clearly very inexperienced at this (or just couldn't be bothered). She then started OW which was crap. She just put her lips round the tip of my dick and moved up and down about two inches at best. I gave a few thrusts to try and get her to go deeper but she put her hand around my shaft to stop me doing that.
I'd now given up all hope of anything good and after about 1 minute of crap OW she grabbed some lube and put it on the condom. She then lay on her back and waited. She hadn't lubed her pussy so I thought let's try some RO to see if I can get in the mood. But she said "no" and pushed my head away. FFS. That's it then, best try some missionary. I put my dick inside her but she kept her legs flat and this prevented me from going all the way in (I'm not big). I managed to suck on her tits while she looked away pulling faces. I'm surprised she didn't stop me doing that as well lol. I continued like this for a few minutes but it was no good so I pushed her legs back and inserted further in but she jumped and shouted as if it was painful so I let her legs drop and just carried on as best I could until I came in the bag.
She took the condom off and passed me some toilet paper for me to clean myself up. As I did this she jumped off the bed and started getting dressed. I looked at the time on her phone and saw that I had been in the room with her for 11 minutes! As I'd paid for 30 minutes I said "Is that it?". I thought she could at least have offered me a massage to use up the remaining time. But she just ignored me. I was pissed off so I got dressed, left the room and went downstairs. There was another young girl in the kitchen cooking some food (she wasn't fit, no idea who she is). Lucy then appeared from the living room and said "Happy?". I was honest and said "no". "She was rubbish". I told her that I had paid for 30 minutes but only got 15 minutes and that I thought she could at least have given me a massage. Lucy said she would speak to her and also said that when I come again she would give me an extra 10 minute massage to make up for it. I told her I doubt I would be back as it was so rubbish. I left very unsatisfied.
VerdictPiss poor. Only got 15 minutes (if that) having paid for 30 minutes. I've had better sex with my wife and that's saying something lol. This place is an absolute joke and they won't be getting any more money from me. It's partly my own fault to be fair as I know this place has always been hit and miss. I was being tight with my money and I was in the area so I opted for convenience, but in hindsight I should have spent an extra £20 and visited one of the touring Thais. Lesson well and truly learned. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot....
