TS review: TS Valentina XXL - Victoria

[James10]

Link to the girl: External Link/Members Only

I’m never keen on posting a negative review, unless it’s completely warranted. I couldn’t see any reviews so took my chances - this was definitely a disappointing experience. It was late May in London when I was there for work.

Comms - Valentina was responsive to my messages and gave me good instructions to her flat in Victoria. She seemed to be up for most things and wanted £250 for the hour. I bargained her down to £200 for the hour - she said this would include everything including cum.

Location - Her flat was clean and easy to find. I didn’t ask for a shower and wasn’t offered one. I did feel a bit awkward as she wanted to carry out the session in her living space rather than the bedroom, which was a first for me. It made me wonder if someone else was in the other room?

Girl - When she opened the door, she did the behind the door slow reveal, and I can’t say I was blown away. Her photos are very flattering. She is nice and slim and had great hair but she had a very masculine jaw. She advertised as a TS but she’s a TV with no tits - not that I got to see them! I immediately wanted to change my booking to a half hour, but I thought I’d give her the benefit of the doubt.

Service - I was very very horny after having a couple of drinks so I was clearly thinking with my dick probably in the hope that she’d be a good fuck and have of a big cock. She didn’t take her dress off during the whole meeting and only did little pecks rather than intimate kissing. When I finally got down to her cock it was much shorter than the 8.5 inches advertised - probably more like 6 inches I’d say. Size doesn’t always matter but I think she’d done too much of something and couldn’t get fully hard for me - this has never happened before to me. I battled on hoping she’d get hard but there was no way she could top me with that floppy cock. I suggested a massage but she insisted on staying in the lounge area so that wasn’t happening. After about 20 minutes I got the impression she wanted me out as soon as possible - constantly checking her phone and acting like I wasn’t there. About half an hour in I called it a day. She didn’t offer me a refund and to be honest  I just wanted out of there - another expensive lesson learned.

Summary - There are some amazing TS girls around in London, but Valentina is one to miss. Not as described with an average cock and crap attitude. Definitely a big negative.

[Buntings]

Thanks for Toftt.  Her profile and pics caught my eye and I did make contact with her but didn't follow up.  V.glad now as it seems she makes little effort with her service.

[alexcas]

I had seen Valentina in Dec 2022 and it was a very nice 30-min session.  She does not get hard and is more of a bottom.  She was quite hospitable, offering water, drinks, and some good stuff.  I thought her very beautiful as well and will give the session 7/10.  If needed, I would be happy to post a review of the session because she does deserve a good review.

[Voyager]

My experience was similar to the OP.  I found her ignorant, disinterested and a con artist.  Physically she is skinny with boyish figure and nothing feminine about her.  The ass is skinny and square.  250/hour?  They really take the piss.  any money spent on her is money wasted.

[James10]

I had seen Valentina in Dec 2022 and it was a very nice 30-min session.  She does not get hard and is more of a bottom.  She was quite hospitable, offering water, drinks, and some good stuff.  I thought her very beautiful as well and will give the session 7/10.  If needed, I would be happy to post a review of the session because she does deserve a good review.

Are you sure this is the same girl? There are a few Valentinas and that sounds nothing like my experience.

[alexcas]

Yes, I am almost sure that it is the same person.  What the others have said about her in this thread is also correct.  She likes to upsale - I called her yesterday and she quoted £300 for 1 hour!!  She does not really enjoy the sexual intercourse but lets you play with her body as much as you want.  What she really enjoys is some other activities on the side which she offers for free.  In terms of looks, that is a subjective matter - I like her body type in general and think she is beautiful.  I really liked her. 

[josh.adams]

What activities do you mean?

[alexcas]

What activities do you mean?

She will offer you drinks, a smoke, etc.  Those are pretty good. 

[williambream]

She will offer you drinks, a smoke, etc.  Those are pretty good.

If you're paying someone 200 an hour I'd expect any offer of drinks to be on the house!

[Excalibur]

Yes, I am almost sure that it is the same person.  What the others have said about her in this thread is also correct.  She likes to upsale - I called her yesterday and she quoted £300 for 1 hour!!  She does not really enjoy the sexual intercourse but lets you play with her body as much as you want.  What she really enjoys is some other activities on the side which she offers for free.  In terms of looks, that is a subjective matter - I like her body type in general and think she is beautiful.  I really liked her.

Hats off Alex, you’ve gotta be a prossie’s dream client. No chance of you being bumped for a nasty customer who wants to stick one up her.

[alexcas]

Hats off Alex, you’ve gotta be a prossie’s dream client. No chance of you being bumped for a nasty customer who wants to stick one up her.

Actually, that has happened a few times -- TS Laila bumped me as a nasty customer despite giving her a Neutral review in which many positives of her were praised.