englishblondeGFE Derby

[Jackinderby]

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Just back from this, and sadly my first negative review.

Contact

I contacted her this afternoon and we decided on a time of 3:15pm. She provided details and I arrived about an hour later at 3:15pm on the dot and text to let her know I'm here. Complete radio silence until 3:33pm. Messaged again in that time and called three times, all went straight to answer phone.

When she called at 3:33pm she said she was busy setting up, which is fine. I probably should have seen this as a bad sign, hindsight and all that but no major flags at the moment.

Entering the room

Finally got in, and she started chatting a LOT straight away which I don't mind but she seemed particularly hung up on details about me like me ethnicity. FWIW and not that it matters but I'm British, she guessed Turkish, Kurdish etc to which I said no. She also got quite confused with my name, and thought it was short for something foreign again... Not sure why we are so hung up on that, I'm British born and bred but ok whatever. She was complimenting me on my physique a lot, which was fine I guess but it was just odd conversation to start a meet with. Nothing sexual, no kissing, not even a welcome hug into the apartment just immediate quizzing about my background and body. Weird the whole thing felt very non sexual, like I was there for an interview. She even at one point complimented me on my accent and said I was very well spoken and must be educated "not like her" which I thought was an odd thing to say not only because apparently I was an immigrant 5 minutes ago!

The meet

I explained I wanted a kiss, cuddle, HJ and maybe some protected oral. Once again she made a big deal about me wanting protection. To which I explained it's nothing personal, I'm just relatively new for those who have seen my previous reviews know I've engaged in some kinky stuff but never oral/full sex so understandably a bit nervous. She started to suck me off and kept stopping, she would go fast just on the bellend for like 20 seconds and then stop to readjust and this was doing absolutely nothing for me. She tried a hand job, same again.

I tried sucking on her tits, or playing with her nipples she said she doesn't like that.

Kissing was brief and non-commital.

I asked her to lick my balls while I wanked off to which she replied "what do you think this is?" ... "I thought this was a meet..." and that was a no as well.

When it turned nasty

After all that I was just entirely turned off and this is when she got quite irate. Her tone changed and she accused me of being aggressive on the phone, which I was not I'm relatively softly spoken and me pointing out that "I thought we had arranged 3:15pm seemed a reasonable response to her being 18 mins late I think? She apparently had taken quite the offence to that.

She asked if I wanted to finish off but she looked angry, I said no and started to get dressed. She seemed super angry and started down another weird angle of conversation asking me if I dyed my hair (I do, I'm going grey so colour it dark again) and she then said I shouldn't as it looks bad? Okay I guess, thanks for the advice. At this point I said "I just want to leave" as I was putting my clothes back on. There were some other weird comments and I genuinely felt a bit unsafe. There is banter and then there are people who look like they are one word away from throwing punches. She seems psychologically unhinged. I know you can't always tell but at this point she legitimately looked like the type who would scream, call the police and make up lies to get her own back.

So I left, a bit shaken, short £70 and no relief.

Avoid at all costs. She's mental.

Edit - Now I'm seeing all her other reviews, i've not logged on here for a while. Should have checked with the forum. What a day.

[Marvlus69]

And all the previous negative reviews made you think this would be a good punt???

[badsin]

Not one I've noticed previously, and would avoid anyway.
Really does show the advantages of using this site.... Which is why I like to gently encourage members who don't contribute to place reports etc.

Thanks for your report, although if you'd of checked here you could of saved cash, and avoided aggravation. However, your report will hopefully add to the  line of negatives she has, and save some other fellow punter's some cash.
Thanks for the review, and your contribution.

[greenmax4]

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Just back from this, and sadly my first negative review.

Contact

I contacted her this afternoon and we decided on a time of 3:15pm. She provided details and I arrived about an hour later at 3:15pm on the dot and text to let her know I'm here. Complete radio silence until 3:33pm. Messaged again in that time and called three times, all went straight to answer phone.

When she called at 3:33pm she said she was busy setting up, which is fine. I probably should have seen this as a bad sign, hindsight and all that but no major flags at the moment.

Entering the room

Finally got in, and she started chatting a LOT straight away which I don't mind but she seemed particularly hung up on details about me like me ethnicity. FWIW and not that it matters but I'm British, she guessed Turkish, Kurdish etc to which I said no. She also got quite confused with my name, and thought it was short for something foreign again... Not sure why we are so hung up on that, I'm British born and bred but ok whatever. She was complimenting me on my physique a lot, which was fine I guess but it was just odd conversation to start a meet with. Nothing sexual, no kissing, not even a welcome hug into the apartment just immediate quizzing about my background and body. Weird the whole thing felt very non sexual, like I was there for an interview. She even at one point complimented me on my accent and said I was very well spoken and must be educated "not like her" which I thought was an odd thing to say not only because apparently I was an immigrant 5 minutes ago!

The meet

I explained I wanted a kiss, cuddle, HJ and maybe some protected oral. Once again she made a big deal about me wanting protection. To which I explained it's nothing personal, I'm just relatively new for those who have seen my previous reviews know I've engaged in some kinky stuff but never oral/full sex so understandably a bit nervous. She started to suck me off and kept stopping, she would go fast just on the bellend for like 20 seconds and then stop to readjust and this was doing absolutely nothing for me. She tried a hand job, same again.

I tried sucking on her tits, or playing with her nipples she said she doesn't like that.

Kissing was brief and non-commital.

I asked her to lick my balls while I wanked off to which she replied "what do you think this is?" ... "I thought this was a meet..." and that was a no as well.

When it turned nasty

After all that I was just entirely turned off and this is when she got quite irate. Her tone changed and she accused me of being aggressive on the phone, which I was not I'm relatively softly spoken and me pointing out that "I thought we had arranged 3:15pm seemed a reasonable response to her being 18 mins late I think? She apparently had taken quite the offence to that.

She asked if I wanted to finish off but she looked angry, I said no and started to get dressed. She seemed super angry and started down another weird angle of conversation asking me if I dyed my hair (I do, I'm going grey so colour it dark again) and she then said I shouldn't as it looks bad? Okay I guess, thanks for the advice. At this point I said "I just want to leave" as I was putting my clothes back on. There were some other weird comments and I genuinely felt a bit unsafe. There is banter and then there are people who look like they are one word away from throwing punches. She seems psychologically unhinged. I know you can't always tell but at this point she legitimately looked like the type who would scream, call the police and make up lies to get her own back.

So I left, a bit shaken, short £70 and no relief.

Avoid at all costs. She's mental.

Edit - Now I'm seeing all her other reviews, i've not logged on here for a while. Should have checked with the forum. What a day.

I was thinking about taking a punt on her, I won't now. Cheers!

[shagmore]

I think all the negatives gives that one away