Author Topic: fun.an.nice - bi couple - much older than AW suggests !  (Read 3847 times)


3 review(s) for fun.an.nice (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by agentsmith]

Offline Jacksonwood

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Looking for a MFM I cam across this couple out near Spalding - a fair way from where I'd normally travel, but given some of the warnings for other couples I figured these guys were worth a shot.

All looked good on AW - A comprehensive profile with up to date text and pictures; not to mention a wide selection of things catered for. I wrote ahead and confirmed a date, time and their home as the location and agreed upon a price and also an advanced discussion of how things would proceed on the day. They wanted a call with me before a few days before hand which we had. They requested a number and messaged discretely before I called them back to discuss the finer points. That's when the alarm bells started to ring just a little; I'm a crap judge of age but Deb's sounded a lot older on the phone than her 50's couple profile that I was by now well invested in. Anyway undeterred I arrived at their house which was safe and secure and didn't give me the impression of being at all overlooked parking was easy - either on their drive or just down the road. I opted for the former and after knokcing on the door was greeted by Ed and beckoned through to the ktichen to enjoy a drink with Deb. At this point i nearly bailed, whilst I'm not the best judge of age there is no way that either of Deb or Ed are in their 50's - I would actually be surprised if they were in their 60's. They were nice enough but their profile clearly reflected people that I was expecting to be significantly younger. I stayed for a drink and contempplated my actions whislt makign small talk - I decided to stay mainly becuase I was eeling very horny and once past the initial shock of age Debs actually did have an amazing body. On AW she is touted as having a body a 30 year old could die for - I would certainly say this was true. She had long toned legs with pierced nipples on top of a tight and toned rack - this lady has to be the most in shape for her age in the country. Facially however she was showing the signs of age with a hariy lip and tight permed air off of the 1980's (Sorry but thats how it was). Aside from the age issues, the other weird thing was about where we performed ... in their living room on top of a hard table with a furry blanket on- a little bit weird but I was still game. Not put off I received a great BJ and face sitting from Debs whilst she was banged in various positions by Ed. She cleary loves her cock in every hole - no qualms at all. We arranged a DP with Ed on the bottom and me on top, which she took like a champion - Ed encouraged me just to fuck her. She clearly loves the sensation of being full and took a pounding from us both before moving to a double BJ followed by a Oily Tit Wank, Ass fuck and more DP. As time was approaching Ed pulled out and covered her and I carried on a bit longer before filling her ass with my cum. She cleaned us both up and made small talk and then offered a shower. the bathroom was around the corner and i had a clean towel and showergel to use. After saying goodbye I headed off just trying to process what had happened. In summary i feel massively let down by their inaccurate descrptions of age, and feel that the difference was so great it was very misleading not to mention it. They were however very enthusiastic and she does have an amazingly honed GILF body which needs to be used. So I woudn't recommend if you were looking for a 50's couple , perhaps if you were looking for something older. The actually physical side was great, no complaints from me - just i couldn't help but think I was banging my elderly mum's best mate!

Overall

Location 8/10 - Not in Spalding as described - closer to Holbeach
Venue - 6/10 -  Tidy but a bit stuck in the 90's decorwise, clean enough but with a smell of fags.
Overall - I'd score a 5/10 for this couple, only because the expectations were so badly set.

Recommend: - Yes if you want a Granny to bang, no if you want a middle aged couple.

Offline fredhiggins

Intriguing profile. I'd love  a GILF like this.

Offline Alwayswhoreney

When you say you came in her ass, was that protected, or is she a stealth-barebacker ? BB/US is not in the profile like list, and they make a point about not offering it in their FAQ.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2023, 07:53:15 am by Alwayswhoreney »

Offline DouglasReynholm

Makes you wonder why FOXTROTCHARLIE https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331658.0 said "The age was about right".

Booking anyone on AW with a spelling mistake in their actual account name is risky IMHO. & I've nothing against MFM but everything against paying anything for the other man.

Offline Jacksonwood

100% protected as normal  :thumbsup:

They take time to go through your profile and weed out any that have been with a Barebacker.

She is a stunning GILF by the way don't go expecting a 50 yr old and you won't be disappointed 👍

Offline Jacksonwood


100% protected as normal  :thumbsup:

They take time to go through your profile and weed out any that have been with a Barebacker.

She is a stunning GILF by the way don't go expecting a 50 yr old and you won't be disappointed 👍

« Last Edit: June 16, 2023, 11:46:05 am by Jacksonwood »

Offline Jacksonwood

Makes you wonder why FOXTROTCHARLIE https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331658.0 said "The age was about right".

I was partly influenced by his review but I can only explain my experience so that others may find it helpful.

I am in my mid 50s and think I look about my age. These guys looked older than me. I might be a shit judge of age who knows ?

They certainly weren't young looking 50 year olds let's put it that way!

Offline Alwayswhoreney

100% protected as normal  :thumbsup:

They take time to go through your profile and weed out any that have been with a Barebacker.

She is a stunning GILF by the way don't go expecting a 50 yr old and you won't be disappointed 👍

Thanks for the clarification 👍

I’d go see her if I could send him out to go see a movie or something. She’s got a banging body, but I’m not one for sharing my toys 😉

Offline wizzo9

I have a funny feeling that the female in this duo  bears a very remarkable resemblance to External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only -

If it is the same female then you can have an hour of her pleasures  for £120, whereas if you want her old man joining in it will cost you £170.

Tell me I'm wrong!








Offline Alwayswhoreney

I have a funny feeling that the female in this duo  bears a very remarkable resemblance to External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only -

If it is the same female then you can have an hour of her pleasures  for £120, whereas if you want her old man joining in it will cost you £170.

Tell me I'm wrong!

No nipple piercings, and this SP’s midriff doesn’t look as tight/toned to me.

Offline Jacksonwood

Certainly a different lady. Hazel appears 5-8 years younger and isn't as toned. 👍

Offline fredhiggins

Different lady - different preferences.

Offline Martinx

Useful review - thanks. But please use paragraphs - this is hard on the eyeballs!

External Link/Members Only

Looking for a MFM I cam across this couple out near Spalding - a fair way from where I'd normally travel, but given some of the warnings for other couples I figured these guys were worth a shot.

All looked good on AW - A comprehensive profile with up to date text and pictures; not to mention a wide selection of things catered for. I wrote ahead and confirmed a date, time and their home as the location and agreed upon a price and also an advanced discussion of how things would proceed on the day. They wanted a call with me before a few days before hand which we had. They requested a number and messaged discretely before I called them back to discuss the finer points. That's when the alarm bells started to ring just a little; I'm a crap judge of age but Deb's sounded a lot older on the phone than her 50's couple profile that I was by now well invested in. Anyway undeterred I arrived at their house which was safe and secure and didn't give me the impression of being at all overlooked parking was easy - either on their drive or just down the road. I opted for the former and after knokcing on the door was greeted by Ed and beckoned through to the ktichen to enjoy a drink with Deb. At this point i nearly bailed, whilst I'm not the best judge of age there is no way that either of Deb or Ed are in their 50's - I would actually be surprised if they were in their 60's. They were nice enough but their profile clearly reflected people that I was expecting to be significantly younger. I stayed for a drink and contempplated my actions whislt makign small talk - I decided to stay mainly becuase I was eeling very horny and once past the initial shock of age Debs actually did have an amazing body. On AW she is touted as having a body a 30 year old could die for - I would certainly say this was true. She had long toned legs with pierced nipples on top of a tight and toned rack - this lady has to be the most in shape for her age in the country. Facially however she was showing the signs of age with a hariy lip and tight permed air off of the 1980's (Sorry but thats how it was). Aside from the age issues, the other weird thing was about where we performed ... in their living room on top of a hard table with a furry blanket on- a little bit weird but I was still game. Not put off I received a great BJ and face sitting from Debs whilst she was banged in various positions by Ed. She cleary loves her cock in every hole - no qualms at all. We arranged a DP with Ed on the bottom and me on top, which she took like a champion - Ed encouraged me just to fuck her. She clearly loves the sensation of being full and took a pounding from us both before moving to a double BJ followed by a Oily Tit Wank, Ass fuck and more DP. As time was approaching Ed pulled out and covered her and I carried on a bit longer before filling her ass with my cum. She cleaned us both up and made small talk and then offered a shower. the bathroom was around the corner and i had a clean towel and showergel to use. After saying goodbye I headed off just trying to process what had happened. In summary i feel massively let down by their inaccurate descrptions of age, and feel that the difference was so great it was very misleading not to mention it. They were however very enthusiastic and she does have an amazingly honed GILF body which needs to be used. So I woudn't recommend if you were looking for a 50's couple , perhaps if you were looking for something older. The actually physical side was great, no complaints from me - just i couldn't help but think I was banging my elderly mum's best mate!

Overall

Location 8/10 - Not in Spalding as described - closer to Holbeach
Venue - 6/10 -  Tidy but a bit stuck in the 90's decorwise, clean enough but with a smell of fags.
Overall - I'd score a 5/10 for this couple, only because the expectations were so badly set.

Recommend: - Yes if you want a Granny to bang, no if you want a middle aged couple.