External Link/Members OnlyJheeeeze...where do i even begin with this one??
I will try to keep the review polite and respectful, but it's going to be hard.
Communication was all done via text message, 5 or 6 messages tops.
The location was a 5-10min walk from Wood Green tube station, in quiet residential street, and the flat was part of a corner house.
The Positives: The SP was polite and the room was tidy. That's about it.
The Negatives: Take a seat, and have a read...
The SP is possibly the most unattractive woman I've ever seen, face to face...so much so, I'm not entirely sure if she was born a woman... 🤔 ...or if she's gone over the top with lip fillers and such other new age 'advancements' in womens beauty care.
The bright red hair/milfy type look, really sold me the dream. I was expecting a Hungarian middle aged beauty, but what was actually presented to me was more closer to "Miss Trunchbull" from Matilda.
Her body/torso is COVERED in moles. I'm not talking Eva Mendes/Cindy Crawford type beauty marks...I'm talking about the ones that look like raisins.
And she's a tall girl too. I'm about 5'10, but she towered over me, so she's gotta be about 6'1 - 6'2.
And to top if all off, her english is on par with that of my 3 year old niece.
So as you can see...this grey cloud has absolutely NOOOO silver lining, AT ALL.
So obviously, i saw her and walked, didn't i?
.... 😕
.... 🫤
.... 😐
Did i fuck! 😩 🫣 😭
Listen, I'm not proud at all, I'm really not, but at that moment in time, i was absolutely on edge and had 6-8 weeks worth of nut in me. And due to my time schedule, i had no room to try and put a plan B in place.
So in summary,
I paid £40 for 15mins to have my dick sucked (not a bad BJ to be fair) by a woman who looks like Mickey Rourke, and then fuck her and add 8 weeks worth of saved up nut to a life sized walking granola bar.
...yea, it's fair to say, i think I've hit an all time low with this one. Not proud at all.
As i always tell the rest of you, but never seem to heed my own advice,
"IF IN DOUBT, WANK IT OUT!!"
D.I.T.
Topic: Sweet Angel in Wood Green N22: Nothing Sweet or Angelic About This Punt (Read 892 times)