DirtyDancerDelight, Edinburgh

[Poopster]

I cannot be fucked writing this horrible review so I'll just cut it into bullet points.

Hiding behind door on arrival, couldn't see how horribly skinny and gaunt she was until we got inside.  Wearing grubby gym gear, not conducive to a sensual experience.

Says she's 26; prossie VAT must be running at 50% nowadays!

Flat was an absolute shithole. 

Shagging area was the couch in the livingroom.  No carpet, place stank of cats.

No shower available.

Offered bareback.

I wouldn't say off her face but definitely wasn't all there.  I'd say she was living in the moment, just not the same moments as the rest of us.

Wanted £180 for an hour, bareback was offered. 

I walked out, feeling filthy from just having been there.

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Just don't.

[big-al93]

Thanks for your reviews. Thank Fuck for Lizzie or you'd be having a horrible streak.

[Poopster]

Thanks for your reviews. Thank Fuck for Lizzie or you'd be having a horrible streak.

Aye, between Lanya and Lizzie I think they're rescued punting as a hobby for a lot of Edinburgh punters over the past 10 years.

[Matrix]

Just don't.

No shit. Anyone with a brain that's read her profile and seen her pictures won't.

Why do you keep doing this to yourself? 

[Poopster]

I like a walk on the wild side, what can I say?