Author Topic: Full Blossomed - Clacton on Sea - misled  (Read 1491 times)


3 review(s) for Dip in honey (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline englandfan

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So after some positive reviews I decided to head over to Clacton to see what the fuss was all about

Big mistake.

Booked an hour, left after 40 mins

I was excited to see what was behind the magic door and on entering I was very disappointed.  I was greeted by a sun worshipping 50+ lady who was nice enough but really didn't do anything for me whatsoever

This is where i do not understand some of the AW reviews: one described her as 'absolutely gorgeous' - now i'm sorry i have to take that to task because she is a LONG was from being absolutely gorgeous.  I would say looks wise she is a 4 out of 10......very tanned, but aged skin, and there is no way she is 42, most likely 54 is more accurate - Body is not bad for her age, but her empty tits went south years ago.

I went with it for a bit, because I needed to offload, but though in hindsight I should have walked.  Kissing was ok, and she proceeded with owo - which was a bit toothy, and because of this it took me a while until i shot into her mouth which she pleasantly swallowed.   

What followed was meaningless chit chat, and me thinking, get out, you dont fancy her so why fuck her........so after 40 mins i decided to call it quits.

I'm pretty sure she is a smoker too as the house smelt of it, though i couldn't detect it on her, and to be fair to her the house was very clean.

still cant get over some other punter reviews.

Overall i'd rate this 3 out of 10

if you want a very average looking older lady who will give you an enthusuastic time, then go for it, but I was hoping for an early 40's fit milf, and she is along way from that

left disappointed and wished i'd had a wank


« Last Edit: May 30, 2023, 11:29:42 am by englandfan »

Offline Bornslippy

 Confused. There are only 3 reviews (including yours) and 2 are negative. Where are all the other glowing accounts?

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Confused. There are only 3 reviews (including yours) and 2 are negative. Where are all the other glowing accounts?

He is talking about the AW reviews where the last one states absolutely gorgeous. We all know most are a complete fabrication done in order to get the punter a reciprocal one.

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Oh...yep take those with a pinch of salt. Only reviews worth considering are the very ones written for this site

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So after some positive reviews I decided to head over to Clacton to see what the fuss was all about

Big mistake.

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still cant get over some other punter reviews.



Exactly, your big mistake was thinking that AW reviews have anything to do with reality.

Thanks for your UKP review and sorry for your bad punt.

Offline englandfan

Exactly, your big mistake was thinking that AW reviews have anything to do with reality.

Thanks for your UKP review and sorry for your bad punt.


Yep - i wont make that mistake again !  annoyed at myself tbh