Chinese bait and switch - Norbury SW16

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Ad states a 23 year old Japanese girl. The reality is a 40 overweight Chinese woman.

Location
Flat over a Chinese take away in a residential area. They are apparently only there for 7 days, and I'm not surprised as the neighbours will soon notice the suspect looking punters hanging around outside on a residential street checking their phones and searching for the flat which has no door number. Bedroom is upstairs and in need of redecoration. Clean enough but old. Wooden floors, basic bed.

The lady
As I said, middle aged overweight and Chinese. You wouldn't notice her in the street. Pleasant enough. Frisky from the get go, grabbing my crotch area within 10 seconds of entering the room. Comes across as fake though.

Cost
Standard price of £40/60/80 for 15/30/60 mins. Don't waste your money on anything longer than 15 mins though is my advice

The punt
Perfunctory, nothing to write home about. I paid £40 for 15 mins as she was not really my type and I just wanted to blow my load and go. I think OWO is on offer for extra but I didn't ask. She allowed frottage and on with the mac for penetration. No problem with different positions. However with 5 mins of my 15 mins used up she was telling me to hurry, other customer outside. I had to remind her several times I paid for 15 mins and the other customer could wait. The last few mins as I fucked her in doggy she was on her phone texting to arrange the next customer. I came with about 2 mins to spare. She was in a hurry to get me out but I took my time getting dressed.

Her "friend", a tall Chinese man led me out, and quite bizarrely, took be through a different door to the one I came in, taking be right in to the Chinese take away (behind the counter) and out the front door! I often eyed up the women working in Chinese take-aways wondering if they could be on the game, in this case it was almost the truth!

Outside I saw the next punter, walking up and down looking for the door and checking his phone.

I'm ranking this as neutral because she didn't annoy me enough to stop me from cumming, and it is a cheap enough way to get your rocks off. It is borderline negative though and many of you will walk away disappointed. You would be much better off vising the other Chinese flat in Mitcham Common, you can find them by searching for postcode CR4 on Vivastreet.

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 :lol:omg the local Chinese I shouldn't laugh sorry to hear you had a crap one PD. I'll have a look for that one in Mitcham though cheers

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:lol:omg the local Chinese I shouldn't laugh sorry to hear you had a crap one PD. I'll have a look for that one in Mitcham though cheers

Haha I am laughing myself. It was very surreal ending up in the Chinese take-away.

Here is the Mitcham one External Link/Members Only . It's a typical Chinese flat, different woman each week. All tend to be in their 40's, flat is clean, service is decent although the madam is a moody cow! The girl working this week is very petite and slim, tiny tits and does CIM for £10 extra. YMMV though as I think she likes me.

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Haha I am laughing myself. It was very surreal ending up in the Chinese take-away.

Here is the Mitcham one External Link/Members Only . It's a typical Chinese flat, different woman each week. All tend to be in their 40's, flat is clean, service is decent although the madam is a moody cow! The girl working this week is very petite and slim, tiny tits and does CIM for £10 extra. YMMV though as I think she likes me.

  cheers man