Visited this one several weeks ago and thought I'd review as a TOFTT. However, I see
dadio has beaten me to it
My experience was quite different from his, though, so still worth adding this.
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External Link/Members OnlyEmiliaFranky has a domme thing going which doesn't appeal to me at all, but she's also a self-professed pegging queen. Having always enjoyed prostate massages with fingers, if performed well, I'd been curious about a strap-on experience for some time. Emilia looks nice in her profile photos and since I was going to be in the area I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone -- or rather enjoy one bird and empty another... erm, whatever...
I contacted her via the AW messaging system and initially got an automated message back along the lines of 'let's have some cam fun and then we see where things go'. I almost wrote her off as a cam-only bullshitter at that point but decided to just ask for her phone nr. and left her mine. To my surprise she got in touch via Whatsapp less than half an hour later.
I explained to her that I wanted her to use her strap-on skills on me and booked her for an hour. Her price at the time was £180. High for the area but the service is obviously niche and she's quite young and reasonably attractive.
Dadio has done a pretty good job of describing her flat already. To be honest, the state of it and the smell nearly made me walk. The place was such a pigsty that I didn't know whether I was going to be able to enjoy this at all. (Yep, I am
that precious. Pathetic, I know.)
I did find her friendly and reasoned that now was as good a time as ever to try this thing. As I said, she's quite attractive too, though her AW profile photos are waaay more glammed up than how she presented herself on the day, and as dadio also noted she is starting to grow a bit of a tummy. Quite nice natural boobs, which I'd agree with Dadio are C cups.
Before we started I had to use her bathroom -- and instantly wished I hadn't. You've guessed it: untidy as fuck and not at all clean

No toiletries to speak of, no paper, just mess. Definitely don't visit if you need a shower before or after.
Anyway, on to the action. Emilia put on the strap-on and we went kind of straight into it, so to speak

Well, she started off with a little wank and lubed me up with her fingers. Long manicured nails... great look but not ideal for the job at hand

Oh, she also offered OWO but I almost always avoid that. She cheerfully said she could do OW... if I had any condoms with me
At some point she tried to insert the strap-on; I was on all fours. It kinda worked, inasmuch as I could definitely feel something. Unfortunately that something wasn't remotely pleasurable. Not horrendous pain either; just discomfort. Emilia complimented me for "taking it like a trooper"

Well, this went on for a while and she then suggested we change positions. We moved into a kind of reverse missionary, but with her legs under mine, if that makes sense. This was slightly better in that I could see her tits and face rather than just the grimy bedsheets, as before. Sensation-wise, still nothing -- or at least nothing good.
After a few more minutes of this, knowing also that in the absence of condoms I couldn't just fuck her instead I decided to take matters into my own hands and wanked myself off. I think at that point the strap-on was barely in and it made my orgasm slightly stronger.
And that's it really. No enormous fountain of cum, no realisation that I've missed out on some amazing taboo my whole life, just a feeling of meh. Meh, let's get dressed and get out of this shithole.
Emilia herself seems like a nice person and physically she'll do it for quite a lot of guys. I don't blame her for the fact that strap-on action apparently ain't my thing. But the state of her place was a huge turn-off and the lack of condoms was a big minus too. I see she's in Manchester now so may be in better premises, and I infer from dadio's review that she has invested in some johnnies as well.
Onwards and upwards, with nothing thicker than half an inch ever in my bum again.